Sign on the dotted line, please:

[Jay]

I'm a reasonable man, Haggis....but I need that minor modification for my own peace of mind. Newbie trouser snakes just haven't earned the right to be labeled as friends exactly (as was proven recently) others who aren't newbies may not be friends as such either.

 

[Haggis McBagpipe]

Remember, the newbies, et al, would all sure like to go camping with you too, just like ITN. :lol:

Besides, you can always simply ignore those ones, the ones that you secretly aren't very keen on. Ignore as opposed to deliberately baiting, I mean.

 

[Sassylassie]

[=""]

I want everybody here to sign this. Or else! :twisted:

"I, Sassylassie, a fine upstanding stunning lovely woman(yet occasionally wonderous) member of this forum, do solemnly swear upon the kitchen sink and sundry other items, to remember, at all times, just one thing before posting: most of these people are my friends. I might yell at them, I might throw an empty beer can at them, I might even throw day-old spaghetti at them if they're (choose one) . . . *^&*(#^# right-wing . . . *#@$(%&#*(@& left-wing, but I'm not going to attack my friends in a genuinely vicious manner from this point on. May Haggis strike me dead if I do, for being dead will certainly be better than what she has in mind for me in the torture rooms if I don't sign and comply."

Signed in fear and dread,
SassyLassie
_______________________________

[/quote]

 

[Haggis McBagpipe]

Am dragging this puppy up to the forefront. Jay? Jay? Wherefore art thou, Jay? Get out that rusty pen and sign zee papairs. And DarkBeaver, my god, I felt sure you'd've signed by now.

Am making notes of people not signing. It's gonna get brutal in here. Just Plain Brutal.

 

[cortez]

"I, _cortez_________________________, a fine upstanding (yet occasionally bad as hell) member of this forum, do solemnly swear upon the kitchen sink and sundry other items, to remember, at all times, just one thing before posting: these people are my ONLY friends. I will yell at them, I will throw an empty beer can at them, I will even throw day-old spaghetti at them if they're . . . *^&*(#^# right-wing . . . *#@$(%&#*(@& , but I'm not going to attack my friends in a genuinely vicious manner from this point on. May Haggis strike me dead if I do, for while I am dead I shall not enjoy the immense pleasures that Haggis has in mind for me in the torture rooms if I sign and comply."

Signed in fear and dread,

_______________________________

 

[cortez]

oops I forgot to sign---er---Cortez

 

[cortez]

hell no i wont sign

 

[Haggis McBagpipe]

Ha, too late! You're as good as signed, and if I say so it is so, so there.

 

[Sassylassie]

Pist for you sceptics, I modified the wording and no one noticed. Cleaver no.

 

[Haggis McBagpipe]

Arghhhh, no quibbling of contracts allowed! Triple tsk to you, Sassy!

 

[Sassylassie]

Sorry but the contract states I am Most Wonderous Sassy. Legal, perfectly legal.

 

[Jay]

Pist for you sceptics, I modified the wording and no one noticed. Cleaver no.

Very clever!

 

[Haggis McBagpipe]

Awww, would ya look at that, the two revisionist contract-signers, side by side!

 

[Sassylassie]

Haggis it's time for a break your talking to a coat of arms. Please tell me your not singing The Yellow Rose of Texas.

 

[Jay]

Re: RE: Sign on the dotted line, please:

Awww, would ya look at that, the two revisionist contract-signers, side by side!

But I haven't signed my soul away to the dark side.... :lol:

 

[Haggis McBagpipe]

Haggis it's time for a break your talking to a coat of arms. Please tell me your not singing The Yellow Rose of Texas.

:lol: :lol: You're right, I AM talking to a coat of arms, and . . . nobody else could miss him, not half as much as me. He cried so when I left him . . .

 

[Sassylassie]

Sassy is laughing, it's almost time for her to go to bed. The other half is convinced I'm an on line gambling addict and losing our fortune. Hee-hee. Ah the truth would set him free but that would spoil my fun.

 

[Haggis McBagpipe]

That's wicked, Sassy! Truly wicked.

 

[Haggis McBagpipe]

Hey hey hey, this has to be kept in the Recent Post list until everybody has signed it! Tsk.

 

[Outta here]

newbies too? :angel4: :twisted: