Shouldn't old men stay out of trees
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down the road, near where I live, is laden with tree's, tree's that os a certain time of year, give off a pungent odur, an odur that, for the want of a better word, smells a lot like seimen, now there are many theories as to why the whole area at this particular point of year smells the way it does, the most popular is that the town council hire's the old bums to sit on the top of the tree and er.....water them.
so you can understand why I find this subject increadibly funny!!!
down the road, near where I live, is laden with tree's, tree's that os a certain time of year, give off a pungent odur, an odur that, for the want of a better word, smells a lot like seimen, now there are many theories as to why the whole area at this particular point of year smells the way it does, the most popular is that the town council hire's the old bums to sit on the top of the tree and er.....water them.
so you can understand why I find this subject increadibly funny!!!
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I think he sponsers these bums, infact I'm sure he spends his spare evening in southampton up tree's!!!....I'll get the proof!! I'll hire a pritive investigtor.....he'll spy on him, and look after the tree's great plan batman!!!
I think he sponsers these bums, infact I'm sure he spends his spare evening in southampton up tree's!!!....I'll get the proof!! I'll hire a pritive investigtor.....he'll spy on him, and look after the tree's great plan batman!!!
"Keith Richards, Rock Star, a man barely alive. Gentlemen, we can rebuild him, we have the technology. We have the capability to make the worlds first Bionic Rock Star. Keith Richards will be that man. Better than he was before. Better. Stronger. Faster."#juan said:I don't know,
If he keeps having these accidents, falling off ladders, falling out of trees, cutting himself on his guitar strings and getting infected, he won't be immortal too much longer.
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:lol: I don't think Richards has actually been alive for some time. He's one of the walking dead. I'm positive. He's proof they exist.
I heard a comedian refer to the Stone's next tour as the "Steel Wheelchair" tour. heehee I love their music, though. Despite the jokes, nobody does it like the Stones!!
:lol: I don't think Richards has actually been alive for some time. He's one of the walking dead. I'm positive. He's proof they exist.
I heard a comedian refer to the Stone's next tour as the "Steel Wheelchair" tour. heehee I love their music, though. Despite the jokes, nobody does it like the Stones!!
Hi Guys, this will be my first real posting here *S*
I went to see The Rolling Stones a few years ago in Twickenham in London. What a night ! Mick Jagger and Keith were awesome. They sang none stop for over two hours. Keith was brilliant. Mick was like a man on fire, dancin and dashing all over the stage. Don't know what they were "on" but hey, they can put the younger bands to shame. Hope Keith stays healthy.
I went to see The Rolling Stones a few years ago in Twickenham in London. What a night ! Mick Jagger and Keith were awesome. They sang none stop for over two hours. Keith was brilliant. Mick was like a man on fire, dancin and dashing all over the stage. Don't know what they were "on" but hey, they can put the younger bands to shame. Hope Keith stays healthy.
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Hey Jo. They just keep going. I don't think Keith has been healthy since he was 9 years old. I hope he donates his body to medical science. Perhaps he can volunteer for pesticide experiments. Surely it would have little or no effect to his existing health and quality of life.
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Hey Jo. They just keep going. I don't think Keith has been healthy since he was 9 years old. I hope he donates his body to medical science. Perhaps he can volunteer for pesticide experiments. Surely it would have little or no effect to his existing health and quality of life.