Royal Navy destroyers to be equipped with DragonFire drone killer in 2027

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Britain has just released footage of her new DragonFire drone-killing laser shooting down drones travelling at 400 mph.

The laser can hit targets the size of a £1 coin from a kilometre away at a cost of just £10 per shot. The ammunition is unlimited.

The British have said that they will start equipping Royal Navy Type 45 destroyers with the weapons from 2027.

Any enemy drone attacking a British destroyer will be melted before it hits the target.

Royal Navy destroyers can already destroy missiles the size of golf balls heading towards them at the speed of sound.

With DragonFire added, Royal Navy destroyers will almost literally be invincible.

 

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In related news, a six-year-old boy in Scotland was killed when a Royal Navy laser fired on a pound coin he was using to buy sweets.

Britain need fear no coin attacks!

 

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In related news, a six-year-old boy in Scotland was killed when a Royal Navy laser fired on a pound coin he was using to buy sweets.

Britain need fear no coin attacks!

On Friday I got a new King Charles III coin for the first time. It was the new King Charles III £1 coin with the King on one side and two bees on the "tails" side. I used it to pay the £2 bus fare to work. Funnily enough, the bus I got on was a yellow Greater Manchester "Bee Network" bus, the bee being a symbol of Greater Manchester. The Paki driver examined the coin like he hadn't seen one before. I said to him; "Yeah, it's the new King Charles III £1 coin, pal."