Screaming kids in a resturant: They are screaming little snot monsters, I give them the evil eye and often mumble brat when I walk by their table. I'd fork them if I was allowed but that would really piss off the parents.
I think Zoofer means:Tolerance of kiddy noise is directly proportional to the mothers cleavage[/quote]cortez said:Kreskin said:zoofer said:Any kiddy noise is directly inversely proportional to the mothers cleavage.
I'll have to pay more attention to this.
cortez said:when i first joined this forum i actually meant to type CORTEX
but i suddenly was distracted by --- you know what............... and i made a typo i havent bothered to correct....
oldnugly said:Cortez was an explorer (you knew that)
...but probably mainly cause they knew it would take at least fifteen minutes for the police to come and rescue their sorry asses..
oldnugly said:Never beilieved in accomplishing something with brute force which you could achieve with the Chinese water torture
oldnugly said:Cortez was an explorer (you knew that) and kicked some serious ass albeit amongst some poorly armed natives, found gold, did some brave mosquito ridden stuff, spread disease, did some genocide,.......a damn good name :!: :!: Yay for Cortez 8)
We never cared too much for out of control kids, still don't. So much for the serious answer.
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cortez said:oldnugly said:Cortez was an explorer (you knew that) and kicked some serious ass albeit amongst some poorly armed natives, found gold, did some brave mosquito ridden stuff, spread disease, did some genocide
i believe you are describing the conquest of canada by the british
arent you?