Restaurants, little kids & noise. Lots of noise.

Sassylassie

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Screaming kids in a resturant: They are screaming little snot monsters, I give them the evil eye and often mumble brat when I walk by their table. I'd fork them if I was allowed but that would really piss off the parents.
 

Kreskin

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cortez said:
Kreskin said:
zoofer said:
Any kiddy noise is directly inversely proportional to the mothers cleavage.

I'll have to pay more attention to this.
I think Zoofer means:Tolerance of kiddy noise is directly proportional to the mothers cleavage[/quote]

LOL. I thought that the quiter the kids were the larger the scenery was likely to be. Perhaps they were better nourished as toddlers :lol:

But yes, we can tolerate just about anything under the right circumstances. Heck, some of us even get married. :wink:
 

Libra Girl

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cortez said:
when i first joined this forum i actually meant to type CORTEX
but i suddenly was distracted by --- you know what............... and i made a typo i havent bothered to correct....

Imho the typo was fortuitious cortez.. cortex sounds so much like unattractive lingerie, whereas cortez sounds mysterious and colorful.
 

Nuggler

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:D Cortez was an explorer (you knew that) and kicked some serious ass albeit amongst some poorly armed natives, found gold, did some brave mosquito ridden stuff, spread disease, did some genocide,.......a damn good name :!: :!: Yay for Cortez 8)

Our kids were (for the most part) well mannered and quiet when "dining out" with mom and pop. Partly because they had been brought up to respect others and their right to peace and quiet, but probably mainly cause they knew it would take at least fifteen minutes for the police to come and rescue their sorry asses if they got completely bannanas like the little dipshits sitting across the aisle who should have been gagged and hog tied.

We never cared too much for out of control kids, still don't. So much for the serious answer.



8O
 

Libra Girl

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oldnugly said:
Cortez was an explorer (you knew that)

No, no.. I assure you I didn't..


...but probably mainly cause they knew it would take at least fifteen minutes for the police to come and rescue their sorry asses..

Ouch!
 

Nuggler

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Re: RE: Restaurants, little kids & noise. Lots of noise.

Ouch![/quote] Libra:

Never happened..........never woulda..........Never beilieved in accomplishing something with brute force which you could achieve with the Chinese water torture
:roll:

JOKE JOKE JOKE :!: :!:

:wink:
 

Haggis McBagpipe

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Re: RE: Restaurants, little kids & noise. Lots of noise.

oldnugly said:
Never beilieved in accomplishing something with brute force which you could achieve with the Chinese water torture

Did I hear 'Chinese water torture'?? Why, I have some in Torture Room #52. Come right this way, please. . . .

:D
 

cortez

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oldnugly said:
:D Cortez was an explorer (you knew that) and kicked some serious ass albeit amongst some poorly armed natives, found gold, did some brave mosquito ridden stuff, spread disease, did some genocide,.......a damn good name :!: :!: Yay for Cortez 8)
We never cared too much for out of control kids, still don't. So much for the serious answer.



8O

DAMN GOOD NAME INDEED
 

cortez

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Of course, your assumption is that my namesake is Hernan Cortez, and not Gregorio Cortez..... I shot the sherrif....
 

cortez

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cortez said:
oldnugly said:
:D Cortez was an explorer (you knew that) and kicked some serious ass albeit amongst some poorly armed natives, found gold, did some brave mosquito ridden stuff, spread disease, did some genocide

i believe you are describing the conquest of canada by the british
arent you?