pick up lines,hope the ladies share some as well

[Dreadful Nonsense]

Way way cute.

Ta Twila, twas a goody....

 

[JBeee]

Ta Twila, twas a goody....

Will ya look at Dave....post count of 1437...in less than 2 months

Fitting right in.

 

[karrie]

Oh, this thread makes me sad.

You know, the only 'pick up line' any guy has ever used on me is "here, let me hold your drink so you can dance"

Gee, really sneaky and creative. And so original, I'm bound to fall for it. And the fanny pack is NOT a dead giveaway of your intent. No, not at all. Thanks, but no thanks.


Being a woman though, gives me a unique edge in the 'pickup line' department. All I would have had to do is sit down at a bar, not even necessarily talking to anyone in particular, and comment.....

"Wow, I can't believe how h___y I am tonight."

And any male within earshot, even if they can't help, is genetically obliged to find someone who can.

Being a woman rules sometimes.

Well, when men aren't offering to hold your drink for you that is.

 

[Niflmir]

"Wow, I can't believe how h___y I am tonight."

And any male within earshot, even if they can't help, is genetically obliged to find someone who can.

Hahaha, too true.

I think about the only pickup line I have ever used is: "Would you like to go get some coffee?" After talking to them for half an hour or so.

 

[El Barto]

umm your Father must of been a baker cause you have great bunns.8O

 

[Dreadful Nonsense]

Oh, this thread makes me sad.

You know, the only 'pick up line' any guy has ever used on me is "here, let me hold your drink so you can dance"

Awe....here I put on this very suit just for me Lady Karrie the fairest of the fair. Hands her bouquets of flowers that come all the way from Eden

How am I doing so far?

Gee, really sneaky and creative. And so original, I'm bound to fall for it. And the fanny pack is NOT a dead giveaway of your intent. No, not at all. Thanks, but no thanks.


Being a woman though, gives me a unique edge in the 'pickup line' department. All I would have had to do is sit down at a bar, not even necessarily talking to anyone in particular, and comment.....

"Wow, I can't believe how h___y I am tonight."

I love Hairy women. No worries mate

And any male within earshot, even if they can't help, is genetically obliged to find someone who can.

Being a woman rules sometimes.

I tend to think they rule all the time
Tell me i'm not good

Well, when men aren't offering to hold your drink for you that is.

I would not only carry your drink but all your groceries. The guy was a blaggard! and i shall challenge him to a duel...

 

[Said1]

Said to me the other day while sitting on my front steps by very creepy guy carrying a baseball bat


Creepy Guy: "Did you lose this?'

Me: "No, I don't own a baseball bat."

Creepy Guy: "Oh. Ok. Are you single?"

Me: "No. I'm with a gun. Bye."

*Shudders*

 

[karrie]

I would not only carry your drink but all your groceries. The guy was a blaggard! and i shall challenge him to a duel...

lol. I've always wanted a man servant. But one who duels, wow, that's more than I'd have hoped for.