Ordered iPod on-line - Santa from China

Kreskin

Doctor of Thinkology
Feb 23, 2006
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Last week I went to a number stores looking to buy an iPod. Everyone has been out of stock with no promises for when more would come in (and who would get them). So Friday night I went online to the Apple Store. It said it could deliver one directly to my home by no-later than Dec 21. So I ordered one (customized with engraving).

I thought it would be shipped by some lazy wahoos in Missouri or something. No way. Look at Santa's freakin Elves go. Every little bastard in the Pacific has been hustling their arse off to get me this. And it's only been this weekend.