Ode to a Testicle
The doctor said it's mystical.
The nurse was very practical.
My friends were always cynical.
I have an extra testicle.
In school, they called it magical.
The tailor called it tragical.
The girls all had a festival.
I have an extra testicle.
The jealous called it minuscule.
Their thoughts so very clerical.
It's all so very medical.
I have an extra testicle.
A few have said it's radical.
And all have called it laudable.
It's totally symmetrical.
I have an extra testicle.
- Murphy, 1998
