Note to city folk...

[B00Mer]

Let's move to the country and complain lol. Stay in the city if you don't like it.

Several years ago when a farmer in the area was pulling an all-nighter getting his corn in, his new-to-the-country neighbor complained that the lights on his tractor kept her up all night. To which he replied, "Lady, I was up all night too!"

Oh eh, eh oh!! Not just ranch animals have sex outside if you are a true COWBOY Bwahaha

 

[gopher]

... but at least you might get interesting neighbors:

 

[Curious Cdn]

The same goes for those who buy properties at the end of long established airport runways and then complain about the constant noise. There are all sorts of those geniuses in this part of the world.

 

[Twila]

I laugh when I hear people talk about the fresh country air. Pig, chicken, and steer manure is fresh country air. Lol

 

[gopher]

I laugh when I hear people talk about the fresh country air. Pig, chicken, and steer manure is fresh country air. Lol

Folks in Gopherland like to tease Wisconsinites about their dairy air:

Yup. The Badger state is often the butt of our jokes.

 

[petros]

The quiet smells wonderful.

 

[Curious Cdn]

Yup. The Badger state is often the butt of our jokes.

Yup. The "Badger" state ...

Which one is the Weasel state?

Joisey?

 

[gopher]

Yup. The Badger state is often the butt of our jokes.

Yup. The "Badger" state ...

Which one is the Weasel state?

Joisey?

prolly Texa.s.s. for being at the butt end of the USA