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hunboldt

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Yeah, I know, you think that stalwart Canadian yeomen with hunting rifles will see off the Yanks double-quick-smart, just like back in 1814.

How many nuclear warheads does Canada have again?

Seven, but they are all busy generating electricity at POint Douglas on the Bruce Peninsula. We call them "CANDU'S"
 

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Actually, your best strategic threat would be a line of catapults loaded with poutine, threatening to rain cholesterol on the U.S.

Those are already in place... You'll recognize them by the big red KFC sign that says 'All You Can Eat Buffet'

 

captain morgan

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Try it, Dougie!

Have fun disposing of the bodies when hordes of Yanks with cholesterol counts over 500 hit your PFK buffets!

Don't the bodies get the 7 herbs/spices treatment before hitting the fryer again?

The stench of the rotting bodies might actually mask the stench of the Quebecois.

Tell ya what... I suppose that there really is no need for hostilities here.

You guys take Quebec as long as you promise to outlaw blue cheese (in all it's disgusting forms) and we'll take Washington State... We'll so something about limiting the number of Starbucks that are allowed on any given corner

Fair trade ya figure?
 

Tecumsehsbones

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Don't the bodies get the 7 herbs/spices treatment before hitting the fryer again?



Tell ya what... I suppose that there really is no need for hostilities here.

You guys take Quebec as long as you promise to outlaw blue cheese (in all it's disgusting forms) and we'll take Washington State... We'll so something about limiting the number of Starbucks that are allowed on any given corner

Fair trade ya figure?
Nope. You have to take Idaho too.
 

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Done!... Just as long as the skinheads promise to register their guns with the RC's (we have a gun registry in Canada!.. Yes sir, we do - and works like a charm.... Just ask the CBC; they'll tell ya)
 

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Done!... Just as long as the skinheads promise to register their guns with the RC's (we have a gun registry in Canada!.. Yes sir, we do - and works like a charm.... Just ask the CBC; they'll tell ya)
That's your problem. They're Canadians now. And you know how y'all get when we try to interfere with how y'all run your country.