National cookie or biscuit

bevvyd

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Hey Pea, I thought a national or provincial cookie/biscuit idea was too cool, so I let Mr. Christie in on it. Seriously, but I gave you all the credit. Haven't heard back from them yet, prolly busy working on provincial designs and packaging. Think what this could do for social studies!
 

bevvyd

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Hey it's a great idea, regardless of who it came from. When Mr. Christie calls I'll let him know, can't be taking credit for some one else's idea, not that they are going to shower us with money or endorsements or anything, but still it's the honest thing to do.

Oh and Rev, I found a bad of ginger snaps in the cupboard last night, prepared a pot of tea, and chowed down big time, you forgot to mention that they are highly addictive. But your right, they are excellent drunkers and hardly any cookie crumbs in the bottom of my cup.
 

bevvyd

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peapod said:
keebler elves sound like alot more fun than mr. christie. :lol: :lol: I mean elves are usually up for anything. 8)

But are they Canadian? Just give me the link and I'll email them.
 

peapod

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Speaking of elves, an interesting group they are, plus when not making cookies, they part-time it as santa's lil helpers...its union pay tho. :wink:


"In the beginning the Elves created the Tree. And the Tree was empty and hollow, and cold inside. And the Elves said, Let there be heat: and there was heat. And the Elves saw the heat, that it was 375 degrees Fahrenheit or 190 degrees Celsius: and the Elves divided the heat from the rest of the Tree. And the Elves called the heat Fire, and the Tree they called Home. And there was dough, and there were cookies: the first snack."
"And the Elves said, Let there be an axe, to divide the wood from the wood. And the Elves made the axe, and divided the wood from the wood: and it was so. And the Elves called the wood Fuel. And there was dough, and there were cookies: the second snack."

"And the Elves said: Let the heat within the Tree be kept in one place, and let floor space appear: and it was so. And the Elves called the floor space Kitchen; and the gathering of the heat called they Oven: and the Elves saw that it had preheated. And the Elves said, Let the kitchen bring forth dough, the workers yielding labor, and the chocolate chips yielding fat after its kind, whose calories are in itself, upon the hearth: and it was so. And the kitchen brought forth dough, and workers yielding labor after their kind, and the chocolate chips yielding fat, whose calories were in itself, after its kind: and the Elves saw that it was yummy. And there was dough, and there were cookies: the third snack."

"And the Elves said, Let there be brands in the Tree to divide the crackers from the cookies; and let them be for marketers, and for wholesalers, and for retailers, and consumers: and let them be for sweets in the hollowness of the Tree to give obesity upon the earth: and it was so. And the Elves made two great brands; the greater brand to rule the cookie market, and the lesser brand to rule the cracker market: they made other brands also. And the Elves set them on the supermarket shelves to give obesity upon the earth. And to rule over the cookie and cracker markets, and to divide the one from the other: and the Elves saw that it was profitable. And there was dough, and there were cookies: the fourth snack."

"And the Elves said, Let the oven bring forth abundantly the many items that hath fat, and cookies that may induce sugar highs in the open forum of the free market. And the Elves created great pie crusts, and every filling item that hath fat, which the oven brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every sugary cookie after its kind: and the Elves saw that it was dominant. And the Elves blessed their creation, saying, Be profitable, and fattening, and fill the airwaves on the television, and let sugar multiply in the hyperactive. And there was dough, and there were cookies: the fifth snack."

"And the Elves said, Let the earth bring forth the living consumer after his kind, children, and couch potato, and every thing that muncheth upon the earth after his kind: and it was so. And the Elves made the munchers of snacks after his kind, and children after their kind, and every thing that lieth like a slug in front of the tube after his kind: and the Elves saw that it had potential. And the Elves said, Let us make cartoons in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the wholesaler of the warehouse, and over the retailer of the supermarket, and over the customers, and over all the earth, and over every couch potato that vegetateth upon the earth. So the Elves created cartoons in their own image, in the image of the Elves created they them; static and animated created they them. And the Elves blessed them, and the Elves said unto them, Be popular, and multiply, and saturate the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the wholesaler of the warehouse, and over the retailer of the supermarket, and over every couch potato that vegetateth upon the earth. And the Elves said, Behold, we have given you every kitchen bearing dough, which is upon the screen of all the earth, and every chocolate chip, in which is the fat of a chip yielding calories; to you it shall be for profit. And to every consumer of the earth, and to every retailer of the product, and to every thing that vegetateth upon the earth, wherein there is a market, I have given all fresh dough for profit: and it was so. And the Elves saw everything that they had made, and, behold, it would ensure a secure retirement. And there was dough, and there were cookies: the sixth snack."

"Thus the Tree and the marketplace were finished, and all the host of them. And during the seventh snack the Elves ended their work which they had made; and they rested during the seventh snack from all their work which they had made. And the Elves blessed the seventh snack, and fortified it: because that during it they had rested from all their work which the Elves created and made."

Natalie Overstreet
 

peapod

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okay okay!!!! my bud is visitin me, and I am showing her this board, tryiing to con her into joining..Blah! the crow will not join, but she gots something to say about cookies...here she is :p I luv this broad!!!


Here I am. She does not LOVE me but luvs me. I'm no lesbo here.
Anyhow, my cookie addictions are pure but true. Rather Godly like actually. I like arrowroot Bickies cuz they're good for a baby with no teeth, good for a middle aged but hot broad like me (with teeth) and excellent for old broads (like Peapod) who have to gum it all the way. OK just kidding about Peapod being ancient, but remember when Rome was built? Well Pea Pod was an adv
isory to how it should be built !!! JUST kidding again. Goota run now and serve some old fart an nice HARD cookie.

Lou-Lou
 

bevvyd

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I'd like to see a pot leaf for BC, a big drip of oil for Alberta, mosquito/black fly for Manitoba, grasshopper for Saskatchewan or something, lobster for Nova Scotia, not sure bout the others.

What should we give:

Ontario
Quebec
New Brunswick
NWT
Nunavit
Newfoundland

And should we give Labrador their own cookie?
 

edgerunner

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The post just posted musta been posted by one of those folks who suffer from Multiple Personalities, cuz where did it come from?
Must be Bunnypants going through those viens. If they could decide on their favorite cookie, then they might get a care package from No Nooky Cookie who spends her time in the kitchen, like a mad scientist, inventing cookies and cookie beverages to boot.
That last poster must have eaten the last good cookie if s/he was even concidering a baby-cookie. Who the heck is Loo-Loo, anyways?
I think I need a good cookie after all this talk about them. Is Bunnypants still at Condi's house?
If so, fact so, what are they up to?