My Daughter- "Daddy, What is Porn?"

Hoof Hearted

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She asked me in the backseat of the car.

She just turned 13. After about ten seconds of hemming and hawing, I finally managed to cheep...

Me: "Well. Porn is when people film themselves being intimate together, and then sell it for other people to watch."

Daughter: "Oh! Do YOU ever watch porn?"

Me (face turning ocher): "Well. Once by accident. You see, I googled 'blue-footed boobies and Galapagos Island'...and a different kind of boobies came up!"

She laughed. I'm glad she brought the subject up with me, though. I think I did a pretty good job in this teachable moment. :)
 

Danbones

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good think you left the rainbow aspect of it all aside till she is older