Most Romantic Song

[Vanni Fucci]

Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave and Grooving With a Pict -- Pink Floyd

Still brings tears to my eyes...

 

[Reverend Blair]

I think Careful with that Ax, Eugene is more romantic, Vanni.

 

[I think not]

Baby,take off your coat....real slow.
Take off your shoes
I'll take off your shoes.
Baby take off your dress
yes yes yes.
You can leave your hat on -
You can leave your hat on -
You can leave your hat on.
Go on over there, turn on the light
no, all the lights.

Come over here, stand on that chair
yeah, that's right.
Raise your arms in the air
now shake 'em.

you give me reason to live - you give me reason to live
you give me reason to live - you give me reason to live.

Sweet darling - you can leave your hat on -
You can leave your hat on
baby - you can leave your hat on -
You can leave your hat on - you can leave your hat on -
You can leave your hat on.

Suspicious minds are talkin'
they're tryin' to tear us apart !
They don't believe that it is love of mine -
They don't know what love is - they don't know what love is -
They don't know what love is - they don't know what love is -I know what love is !

There ain't no way - you can leave your hat on -
You can leave your hat on - you can leave your hat on -
Give me the reason to live - you can leave your hat on!

 

[Cosmo]

ITN ... ever see the striptease Kim Bassinger did to that one? Yowza!!!

 

[I think not]

You have great taste Cosmo .

My g/f did that for me once, just once though

 

[peapod]

by far...its gots to be this one...real romance tis innit :? :?

I'm Gonna Hire A Wino
(To Decorate Our Home)

I came crawling home last night, like many nights before
I finally made it to my feet as she opened up the door.
And she said, "You're not gonna do this anymore."

She said: "I'm gonna' hire a wino to decorate our home,
So you'll feel more at ease here, and you won't have to roam.
We'll take out the dining room table, and put a bar along that wall.
And a neon sign, to point the way, to our bathroom down the hall."

She said: "Just bring your Friday paycheck, and I'll cash them all right here.
And I'll keep on tap - for all your friends, their favorite kinds of beer.
And for you, I'll always keep in stock, those soft aluminum cans.
And when you're feeling macho, you can crush them like a man."

She said: "We'll rip out all the carpet, and put sawdust on the floor.
Serve hard boiled eggs and pretzels, and I won't cook no more.
There'll be Monday night football, on T.V. above the bar.
And a pay phone in the hallway, when your friends can't find their car."

She said: "I'm gonna' hire a wino to decorate our home,
So you'll feel more at ease here, and you won't have to roam.
We'll take out the dining room table, and put a bar along that wall.
And a neon sign, to point the way, to our bathroom down the hall."

She said: "You'll get friendly service, and Friday atmosphere.
I'll slip on something sexy, and I'll cut it clear to here.
Then you can slap my bottom, every time you tell a joke.
Just as long as you keep tipping, well, I'll laugh until you're broke."

She said: "Instead of family quarrels, we'll have a bar-room brawl,
When the Ham's bear say's its closing time, you won't have far to crawl.
And when you run out of money, you'll have me to thank.
You can sleep it off next morning, when I'm putting it in the bank."

She said: "I'm gonna' hire a wino, to decorate our home,
So you can feel more at ease here, and you won't have to roam.
When you and your friends get off from work, and have a powerful thirst.
There won't be any reason, why you can't stop off here first."

She said: "I'm gonna' hire a wino to decorate our home,
So you'll feel more at ease here, and you won't have to roam.
We'll take out the dining room table, and put a bar along that wall.
And a neon sign, to point the way, to our bathroom down the hall."

 

[missile]

I've told Every Little Star by Kathy Young

 

[NickFun]

This one for SURE!

I Love How You Love Me
( Bobby Vinton )

I love how your eyes close whenever you kiss me
And when I'm away from you I love how you miss me
I love the way you always treat me tenderly
But, darling, most of all I love how you love me (love how you love me)

I love how your heart beats whenever I hold you
I love how you think of me without being told to
I love the way your touch is always heavenly
But, darling, most of all I love how you love me (love how you love me)

I love how your eyes close whenever you kiss me
And when I'm away from you I love how you miss me
I love the way your touch is always heavenly
But, darling, most of all I love how you love me (love how you love me)

I love how you hug me (love how you hug me)
I love how you squeeze me, tease me, please me
Love---how you love me
I love how you love me

 

[Reverend Blair]

Jimmy Buffet, "Why Don't We get Drunk and Screw?"

 

[manda]

Re: RE: Most Romantic Song

Jimmy Buffet, "Why Don't We get Drunk and Screw?"

Now that should be in cheesy pick up lines!