And since when do you believe Rocky before me? He wasn't addicted to Gouda cheese, nor did I drop him off on the doorstep of the rehab centre. This was what happened: A long time ago, there was a little monkey called Rocky which was experimenting with drugs. True! First he got this gorilla dope (far too strong for the orang utan he is) which he started to use quite frequently. He also smoked some marijuana (banana flavored) at that time. And before I knew it, I found a needle on his room, very dramatic, it contained some monkey-shit like they call it on the streets, just terrible. So I just had no choice but to force him to go to rehab (and I didn't drop him off - he was brought by his brother Victorius). No Gouda cheese was involved ... at least, not with Rocky ... Victorius, well, that's a different story ...
Is it credible to say mr. Jackchimp was born that way?