Missing Woman swallowed by Giant Python

[Hoof Hearted]

Missing mother found dead inside 16-foot-long python after it swallowed her whole in Indonesia

When villagers cut open the python's stomach, "Farida's head was immediately visible," an official said.

www.cbsnews.com

 

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Sadly, my father went the same way.

 

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Villager 1: "Geez. Dingy has been missing for a week now!"

Villager 2: "Hey! Has anybody checked that resident giant python"?

 

[Hoof Hearted]

Well...the Jury is in.

My 19 year old daughters thought my jokes on this thread were highly insensitive...but at the same time...very funny. I guess when you live on the razor's edge, you can't please everyone all of the time.

 

[petros]

Well...the Jury is in.

My 19 year old daughters thought my jokes on this thread were highly insensitive...but at the same time...very funny. I guess when you live on the razor's edge, you can't please everyone all of the time.

Does she know any reptile attack survivors? If no, laugh away.