Somehow, I figured that you were joking, buddy. All I've seen of Mexico, thus far at least, is Tijuana, which is right by San Diego. That has to be one of the world's biggest ratholes. Honestly, their main economy is based on American tourism, and I'm not talking Cancun-style either. A lot of US Navy servicemen go there to get drunk, and there have been many incidents caused by that. I know people who've gone there and said that if ten margaritas in the US don't make you drunk, two of them in Mexico will (much stronger content of alcohol). Tijuana is also known as a place to get real cheap goods (someone offered my dad a rolex for $20 US or $25 Can, which the man said was only good as long as he's in the store.... go figure). And, yes, prostitution is rife there. I've heard the stories about that, too.
Well, the seediest parts of Mexico are the US border towns, Mexico City, and Chiapas. Tijuana has one of the highest crime rates in Mexico. Well, I will be going to Cancun in a few months (with my parents, as a break), and that should be MUCH better than Tijuana.
The similarities between all pan-Americans are strangely subtle. That's for sure. We are all connected by, if nothing else, a brand of colonialism that Africa, Asia, parts of Europe, and the Pacific region cannot relate to.