McDonalds new Left handed burger

[Hard-Luck Henry]

...but it wasn't until I was in the military that I realized the true disadvantages that we left-handers face...

...the bastards wouldn't give me a left-handed weapon, and I refused to shoot right-handed, so when firing my FNC1A1, I'd inevitably find myself with an eyeful of hot brass, which wasn't too bad, because it was only semi-automatic, and I could fire a couple rounds and then let my eyeball cool off, then fire a couple more...but with the introduction of the C7, and it's capacity for fully automatic fire, there was just no reprieve from the hot shell casings scorching my corneas... :x

*sigh*

And there was me, about to grumble about the way scissors give me a nasty blister on the outside of my thumb.

:lol: 8)

 

[Rick van Opbergen]

It's a right-handed conspiracy. We will not rest before the entire world uses the "right" hand!

 

[peapod]

8O 8O 8O Is that story of vanni's true 8O yikes! he is one tough cookie

 

[Frappuccino Dibs]

Why is it that guitar players do the complicated bit on the neck with their off hand?

For example, I'm right handed so I use my left hand to do the chords etc.

With hindsight it would have been more sensible to learn on a left handed guitar.