limerick

[Haggis McBagpipe]

There once was a poster named Fanny
She had a tall boyfriend called Danny
There were problems in bed

 

[Haggis McBagpipe]

There once was a poster named Fanny
She had a tall boyfriend called Danny
There were problems in bed
When she tried to give head

 

[Seacrave]

There once was a poster named Fanny
She had a tall boyfriend called Danny
There were problems in bed
When she tried to give head
Oh Fanny...take it all you old Granny!


The chimpanzee swung limb to limb

 

[Haggis McBagpipe]

There once was a poster named Fanny
She had a tall boyfriend called Danny
There were problems in bed
When she tried to give head
Oh Fanny...take it all you old Granny!


The chimpanzee swung limb to limb

Terrific!

The chimpanzee swung limb to limb
Tarzan saw her and started to swim