Zero for creativityHappy to oblige.
You were so ugly at birth, your parents named you sh*t Happens.
You're so ugly, when you jerk off your hand tries to fall asleep.
You're so ugly, your mate won't have to worry about birth control... your face will do just fine.
You're so ugly, when you were born the doctor took one look at you and slapped your parents.
You're so ugly, you make onions cry.
You're so ugly, your last name is Link and your first is Missing.
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