Jesus Died of a Deep Vein Thrombosis?

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Reverend Blair said:
He would have been in the union...he wa obviously a leftist. ;-)

Hmmm....I used to be in the IBEW Local#3, and a shop stewart for 4 years. Am I a leftie? 8O 8O Noooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :p
 

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Vanni Fucci said:
Roman Crucifixion

Some interesting reading at this site...not cite... :wink:

One point of interest would be that according to the Gospels, Jesus was tried by the Romans, and Pontius Pilate proclaimed that Jesus had committed no crime...bowing to pressure from the Sanhedrin, he convicted Jesus, and sentenced him to crucifixion according to Roman law. This seems unlikely in that the Romans considered the Jews of the time to be a conquered people and a procurator of the Roman Empire would not have been pressured to do anything...

Gee, I wish I could remember all the history about this event. The Jews weren't conquered at that time, they were a protectorate. The Romans had made a deal with Herod the Great whereby he submitted to them while still keeping his own rule. Herod had gone to Rome to make this deal, for his own ambition, and the Romans agreed to it because they had enough trouble keeping tje eastern frontier secure. At the time of the crucifiction, there had been a recent rebellion (by the Zealots?) with a lot of rebels crucified and Rome didn't want any more trouble. Pilate was afraid that the Jewish leaders would foment another insurrection and so he gave in to them. The religious leaders who pushed for his execution were worried that he was about to ignite another rebellion and wanted to stop it in advance to prevent the bloody reprisals, which is why they were so insistant that he be executed.

Anyway, as to his death, in my training in first aid and as a paramedic, I learned that in order to breath in, the intercostal muscles expand the rib cage and the diaphragm pulls downward. To exhale, those muscles relax. Very difficult to breath out when you're hanging by your arms for hours, so in order to exhale, it helps to lift yourself up with the legs. It would be a slow death, caused by asphixiation when the victim became too exhausted to raise himself up anymore. That's why the legs were broken when the Romans were asked to speed up the death. DVT? Not likely.
 

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mps said:
Seems a bit complex to me; and unnecessary. I mean, given your position, how does one account for the Council of Nicea? Did the emperor call it to settle the divinity of an imaginary person; or was that too a work of fiction?

The Christ cult would have been over 300 years old by then, and administered by men who did not suffer heresy lightly. The Council of Nicaea was nothing more than an agreement by the different sects of Christianity to develop a believable story so as to sell their religion to the masses. Constantine saw in the church the chance to unite Eastern and Western Roman Empire. Unfortunately it was too little too late, but the effect of that support was to be seen in the rise of Christianity.

mps said:
By all accounts, a man names Jesus, or Iesus, lived around 2000 years ago, but what is entirely deniable is his supposed divinity. He was a man, and it was a council that elevated him to something else.

By what accounts? The accounts of Christian historians? Or of the 2nd century apologists?

mps said:
I just don't understand the "He never existed at all" position. So elaborate, if you feel the need to.

I have explained this position many times, but it won't kill me to do it once more.

There is no contemporaneous evidence that a man named Jesus had a ministry in Jerusalem, or that he was crucified by order of Pontius Pilate. Any reference to Jesus in 1st century writings was written by authors that had not even been born yet during Jesus' life.

The writings of Josephus Flavius have a very short passage that makes reference to Jesus, and apologists love to use this reference as proof of a historical Jesus, for the fact that Josephus was a Jew. However, historians have proven the particular passage referencing Jesus to be an addition and a forgery, most likely by the apologist Eusebius, as it does not follow the context of the preceding or succeeding passages.

Not one historian, poet or scholar of any sort wrote one jot about Jesus during his lifetime. It's not like there were none there, there were Jewish, Roman and Greek scholars throughout the region during Jesus' life and yet none of them saw fit to pen his name in any of their observances.

Did a Historical Jesus Exsit?

Take, for example, the works of Philo Judaeus who's birth occurred in 20 B.C.E. and died 50 C.E. He lived as the greatest Jewish-Hellenistic philosopher and historian of the time and lived in the area of Jerusalem during the alleged life of Jesus. He wrote detailed accounts of the Jewish events that occurred in the surrounding area. Yet not once, in all of his volumes of writings, do we read a single account of a Jesus "the Christ." Nor do we find any mention of Jesus in Seneca's (4? B.C.E. - 65 C.E.) writings, nor from the historian Pliny the Elder (23? - 79 C.E.).

Many apologists used the Acts of Pontius Pilate as proof of the existence of Jesus, but it has been proven that the Acts are a forgery, written in the 4th century.

...and the Rev had it pretty much right, in that the mythical figure of Jesus was a mish mash of many Middle Eastern mythological heroes, many of whom shared identical qualitied, such as being born of a virgin, performing miracles and being resurrected from the dead.

How then is it that the stories of Jesus should be taken as true, and the others should not?

There is a thread called "Vanni's Challenge" where I show quite clearly that, among other things, Moses was most likely a mythical character, based upon the life of an Egyptian pharoah, and the Hebrew enslavement by the Egyptians and the exodus are fiction. If you're interested, that's really where the story begins...
 

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Re: RE: Jesus Died of a Deep

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Reverend Blair said:
He would have been in the union...he wa obviously a leftist. ;-)

Hmmm....I used to be in the IBEW Local#3, and a shop stewart for 4 years. Am I a leftie? 8O 8O Noooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :p

Maybe not ITN, but you should be... :p

You seem to have more than a few socialist ideals, such as your scholarship fund...and I can understand you not wanting to be labelled, but perhaps there's more left in you than you care to admit... :wink:
 

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Re: RE: Jesus Died of a Deep

Vanni Fucci said:
I think not said:
Reverend Blair said:
He would have been in the union...he wa obviously a leftist. ;-)

Hmmm....I used to be in the IBEW Local#3, and a shop stewart for 4 years. Am I a leftie? 8O 8O Noooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :p

Maybe not ITN, but you should be... :p

You seem to have more than a few socialist ideals, such as your scholarship fund...and I can understand you not wanting to be labelled, but perhaps there's more left in you than you care to admit... :wink:

I do have a few left ideals, I also have a few from the right. I was born in Greece, and my parents brought me to the states when I was 3 months old. Since then I had gone back a few times and I am permitted to vote. When I was 18 I took a trip back and actually voted for the KKE (Greek Communist Party) :oops:

I stayed there and hung out in Europe for a while. Have never voted republican. Have voted for Dems, Green and even Ross Perot :p

But I like John McCain, 3 or 4 policies Bush implemented, and I think Reagan did a few good things. Confused yet?

So am I :p
 

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This is all getting a bit out of control.

. . . Dr. Benjamin Brenner, a researcher at the Rambam Medical Centre in the Israeli port city Haifa, said he is publicizing his theory to raise awareness pulmonary embolism, a potentially fatal disorder often associated with long-distance air travel. . .
I believe the only point the researchers were trying to make is that being crucified and flying economy class is roughly about the same.
 

Vanni Fucci

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Re: RE: Jesus Died of a Deep

I think not said:
Vanni Fucci said:
I think not said:
Reverend Blair said:
He would have been in the union...he wa obviously a leftist. ;-)

Hmmm....I used to be in the IBEW Local#3, and a shop stewart for 4 years. Am I a leftie? 8O 8O Noooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :p

Maybe not ITN, but you should be... :p

You seem to have more than a few socialist ideals, such as your scholarship fund...and I can understand you not wanting to be labelled, but perhaps there's more left in you than you care to admit... :wink:

I do have a few left ideals, I also have a few from the right. I was born in Greece, and my parents brought me to the states when I was 3 months old. Since then I had gone back a few times and I am permitted to vote. When I was 18 I took a trip back and actually voted for the KKE (Greek Communist Party) :oops:

I stayed there and hung out in Europe for a while. Have never voted republican. Have voted for Dems, Green and even Ross Perot :p

But I like John McCain, 3 or 4 policies Bush implemented, and I think Reagan did a few good things. Confused yet?

So am I :p

No...not confused at all...you take what you need and shitcan the rest...you are a pragmatist rather than a revolutionary...
 

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Vanni Fucci,

The original Jerusalem Church, which Jesus is believed to have been a part of, had dissolved by 100AD, and the various factions that arose afterwards had little to do with his teachings. By 300AD, and the Council of Nicea, the cults claiming Jesus as their messiah had already adopted pagan traditions, or been influenced heavily by Paul. As such, these religions cannot truly be called Christianity since they have nothing to do with Jesus other than adopt his name.

Constantine also did not consider himself a Christian, and was an adamant follower of the Sol-Invictus cult. His solution to unite his shared empire also helped to infuse his beliefs into the fledging religion that he could sell the masses. So again, this has little to do with Jesus as a person. By this time he had already become a mythical figure, raised to the status of unearthly redeemer, and his teachings forgotten.

By what accounts? The accounts of Christian historians? Or of the 2nd century apologists?

By the accounts in the Qumranian writings, and hence, the only true accounts of the man called Jesus – or rather, Yeshoua ben Joseph. Yeshoua translates into Hebrew as Joshua, which translates into Greek as Jesus; and the name simply means “saviour”, which was a title given or adopted by messiahs and would be messiahs alike. The information therein says nothing other than that the Nazorenes had their two pillars in place; one descended from David, and the other a Levite, and that Shallom was imminent.

It should be noted that at the time the word messiah did not refer to an unearthly being, but rather a leader of the Jews; something Jesus never succeeded in becoming. This is why Judaism does not recognize Jesus as their Messiah.

Oddly enough, the link you provided fails to mentions the Nazorenes and the original Church of Jerusalem. It apparently denounces any reference to Jesus based on Biblical accounts, which is quite easy to do, seeing as how the Jesus painted in the Bible is indeed a distorted picture based on the teachings of Paul. If people are searching for proof of Jesus based on the words in the Bible, they won’t find a thing. As proof of this happenings, there’s this:

...and the Rev had it pretty much right, in that the mythical figure of Jesus was a mish mash of many Middle Eastern mythological heroes, many of whom shared identical qualitied, such as being born of a virgin, performing miracles and being resurrected from the dead.

You’re using the false mythology to disprove the existence of Jesus. He was elevated to man-God by perverted teachings, and labeled with pagan traditions and other messianic traits – virgin birth, heroic death, etc.
 

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You are correct, mps, in saying that I was denunking the Jesus myth as portrayed by the Bible. What you have proposed occurred according to the Qumranian writings may well be correct, but I am not familiar with this theory, and have much research to do in order to confirm their veracity.

I will get back to you... 8)
 

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Hey guys, this is another denial that Jews killed the man for preaching a religion other than theirs. For heaven's sake, they chained him, pulled him, nailed him and crucified him and now they are saying he died of DVT.

I wonder how Arafat died? It is all quite after his death.
 

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Hey guys, this is another denial that Jews killed the man for preaching a religion other than theirs.

Guffaw!?

Jesus belonged to the original Church of Jerusalem. Their brand of orthodox Judaism makes todays look like a sexfest. Back in the day, even eye contact with women was outlawed during menstration cycles, and anything other than adherence to the 613 laws would find you "removed" from the Church.

He was teaching their religion to them.