Laika said:
*runs a hand down the leg* mmmmm, scratchy! Just in time for skirt season.
I can't grow a beard, so this is the next best thing.
I presume this means you're female. Can't grow a beard? Just wait for menopause, when every part of you will get bigger, hairier, and closer to the ground. In 40 years you'll be as hairy as I am, and I'll probably have lost most of my hair. Is that fair? No, but it seems to be the way things are.
And if you need someone to run a hand down your leg to check it out, I'm sure Zoofer would be delighted to assist you. And if he's not available, I'd be happy to feel you up, or down, or whatever needs doing.