I got this text in an email, I have no idea if the event is true, but body is bang on..
"there was
>actually a report that someone in Pakistan had published in a newspaper
an
>offer of a reward to anyone who killed an American or Canadian, any
>American or Canadian.
>
>So an Australian dentist wrote an editorial the following day to let
>everyone know what an American or Canadian is, so they would know when
they
>found one.
>--------------------------------------------------
>
>To Kill an American or a Canadian
>
>An American or Canadian is English, or French, or Italian, Irish,
>German, Spanish, Polish, Russian or Greek. An American may also be >Canadian, Mexican, African, Indian, Chinese, Japanese, Korean, >Australian, Iranian, Asian, or Arab, or Pakistani or Afghan.
>
>An American or Canadian may also be a Comanche, Cherokee, Osage,
Blackfoot,
>Navaho, Apache, Seminole or one of the many other tribes known as
>native Americans or Canadians.
>
>An American or Canadian is Christian, or he could be Jewish, or
>Buddhist, or Muslim. In fact, there are more Muslims in America or >Canada than in Afghanistan . The only difference is that in America they >are free to worship as each of them chooses.
>
>An American or Canadian is also free to believe in no religion. For
that
>he will answer only to God, not to the government, or to armed thugs
>claiming to speak for the government and for God.
>
>An American or Canadian lives in the most prosperous land in the
>history
of
>the world. The root of that prosperity can be found in the
>Declaration of Independence (or in Canada, the Bill of Rights), which
>recognizes the God given right of each person to the pursuit of >happiness.
>
>An American or Canadian is generous. Americans or Canadians have
>helped
out
>just about every other nation in the world in their time of need,
>never asking a thing in return.
>
>When Afghanistan was over-run by the Soviet army 20 years ago,
>Americans and Canadians came with arms and supplies to enable the people >to win
back
>their country!
>
>As of the morning of September 11, Americans had given more than any
other
>nation to the poor in Afghanistan.
>
>Americans and Canadians welcome the best of everything, the best
products,
>the best books, the best music, the best food, the best services. But
they
>also welcome the least. The national symbol of America, the Statue of
>Liberty, welcomes your tired and your poor, the wretched refuse of your >teeming shores, the homeless, tempest tossed. These in fact are the
people
>who built America.
>
>Some of them were working in the Twin Towers the morning of September
>11, 2001 earning a better life for their families. It's been told that >the World Trade Center victims were from at least 30 different >countries, cultures, and first languages, including those that aided and >abetted the terrorists.
>
>So you can try to kill an American or Canadian if you must. Hitler
>did.
So
>did General Tojo, and Stalin, and Mao Tse-Tung, and other
>blood-thirsty tyrants in the world. But, in doing so you would just be >killing
yourself.
>Because Americans and Canadians are not a particular people from a
>particular place. They are the embodiment of the human spirit of >freedom. Everyone who holds to that spirit, everywhere, is an American >or a Canadian"
"there was
>actually a report that someone in Pakistan had published in a newspaper
an
>offer of a reward to anyone who killed an American or Canadian, any
>American or Canadian.
>
>So an Australian dentist wrote an editorial the following day to let
>everyone know what an American or Canadian is, so they would know when
they
>found one.
>--------------------------------------------------
>
>To Kill an American or a Canadian
>
>An American or Canadian is English, or French, or Italian, Irish,
>German, Spanish, Polish, Russian or Greek. An American may also be >Canadian, Mexican, African, Indian, Chinese, Japanese, Korean, >Australian, Iranian, Asian, or Arab, or Pakistani or Afghan.
>
>An American or Canadian may also be a Comanche, Cherokee, Osage,
Blackfoot,
>Navaho, Apache, Seminole or one of the many other tribes known as
>native Americans or Canadians.
>
>An American or Canadian is Christian, or he could be Jewish, or
>Buddhist, or Muslim. In fact, there are more Muslims in America or >Canada than in Afghanistan . The only difference is that in America they >are free to worship as each of them chooses.
>
>An American or Canadian is also free to believe in no religion. For
that
>he will answer only to God, not to the government, or to armed thugs
>claiming to speak for the government and for God.
>
>An American or Canadian lives in the most prosperous land in the
>history
of
>the world. The root of that prosperity can be found in the
>Declaration of Independence (or in Canada, the Bill of Rights), which
>recognizes the God given right of each person to the pursuit of >happiness.
>
>An American or Canadian is generous. Americans or Canadians have
>helped
out
>just about every other nation in the world in their time of need,
>never asking a thing in return.
>
>When Afghanistan was over-run by the Soviet army 20 years ago,
>Americans and Canadians came with arms and supplies to enable the people >to win
back
>their country!
>
>As of the morning of September 11, Americans had given more than any
other
>nation to the poor in Afghanistan.
>
>Americans and Canadians welcome the best of everything, the best
products,
>the best books, the best music, the best food, the best services. But
they
>also welcome the least. The national symbol of America, the Statue of
>Liberty, welcomes your tired and your poor, the wretched refuse of your >teeming shores, the homeless, tempest tossed. These in fact are the
people
>who built America.
>
>Some of them were working in the Twin Towers the morning of September
>11, 2001 earning a better life for their families. It's been told that >the World Trade Center victims were from at least 30 different >countries, cultures, and first languages, including those that aided and >abetted the terrorists.
>
>So you can try to kill an American or Canadian if you must. Hitler
>did.
So
>did General Tojo, and Stalin, and Mao Tse-Tung, and other
>blood-thirsty tyrants in the world. But, in doing so you would just be >killing
yourself.
>Because Americans and Canadians are not a particular people from a
>particular place. They are the embodiment of the human spirit of >freedom. Everyone who holds to that spirit, everywhere, is an American >or a Canadian"