Ho Ho Ho!
- Thread starter Andem
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the light in my are a bit stubby but fine
is u whant snow ricky go find it out side or make some confetti for urself
is u whant snow ricky go find it out side or make some confetti for urself
Santa Claus is a CANADIAN!!!! GASP. well geographically he does live on within canadian borders.
The sleigh and raindeers are part of a secret arsenal of the imperial canadian airforce.
ammunition and wmd are neatly packed and wrapped. just big enough to fit through a chimney and go kapow!!
Next you just need to find a fat canadian and dress him in santa's clothes.
The fact that santa's clothes is red and white is a dead give away that he is canadian. because the flag is red and white.
He rides the sleigh with the raindeers and drops his "presents" into houses and lighting the whole world up bringing the world a warm and merry christmas.
and deers fly because those are not ordinary deers. they don't come from earth. canadians brought them from mars when they invaded earth.
The sleigh and raindeers are part of a secret arsenal of the imperial canadian airforce.
ammunition and wmd are neatly packed and wrapped. just big enough to fit through a chimney and go kapow!!
Next you just need to find a fat canadian and dress him in santa's clothes.
The fact that santa's clothes is red and white is a dead give away that he is canadian. because the flag is red and white.
He rides the sleigh with the raindeers and drops his "presents" into houses and lighting the whole world up bringing the world a warm and merry christmas.
and deers fly because those are not ordinary deers. they don't come from earth. canadians brought them from mars when they invaded earth.
Santa Claus isn't Canadian. He's from Greenland right? But I do wonder: why not call him Christmasman or something? I mean, here he is called the "Kerstman" (Kerst is short for Kerstmis = Christmas). Santa Claus comes from Sinterklaas (Saint Nicolas), who was a bishop in Myra, nowadays Turkey.