Hey, let's rewrite Shakespeare

[Zipperfish]

I calculate it's mostly people who never saw the play.

...and they called it/
Puppy looooove

 

[SLM]

Awesome! Now do Yoda.

 

[WLDB]

...and they called it/
Puppy looooove

The suicide rate would be through the roof if that was puppy love.

I would love to see the whole script like that.

 

[BaalsTears]

Don't know. Never went to high school. Didn't miss much from what I read.

I studied Shakespeare extensively while in Cosmetology School. But the only fragment I can remember is a line from Henry VI, Scene 2. It had something to say about with the first thing we should do.

 

[Sal]

I have a book called Twisted Tales From Shakespeare, the twists are pretty cool.

 

[gopher]

In all honesty, I do believe I may have been Falstaff in an earlier life.

 

[taxslave]

Rewriting into modern english would be a good idea. Might even be readable.