Florida man's headache mystery solved by a bullet

[Reuters]

MIAMI (Reuters) - A Florida man awoke with a severe headache and asked his wife to drive him to a hospital, where doctors found a bullet lodged behind his right ear, sheriff's deputies said.

Reuters

 

[triedit]

If my spouse shot me in the head I'd have a headache too!

 

[Brat]

She was evil enough to shoot him in the head, yet kind enough to drive him to the hospital.

Ooops, Sorry Honey, I just happened to accidently shoot you in the head.........then cleaned it up with the rags.........then I hid the gun...........But I didn't want to wake you. You needed to rest. Would you like a tylenol? No, no, Silly, that's not rat poison..........

 

[GaurdianX]

I hate to see what happens if the man complained of Blue Balls!

 

[triedit]

My first husband was a devil incarnate. But one night I decided I was going to get even for his womanizing. He was passed out drunk (as usual) and I painted "Use at your own risk" in red nailpolish on his penis and gonads.

I might have deserved that particular beating...