FFN: Panic in the Streets!

[Hoof Hearted]

Governments from all over the World issue vague, unsubstantiated warnings of an impending thing!!

 

[Twila]

man, I had no plans to run today.

think I'm gonna sit this one out too. K? too busy watching the trump show.

 

[EagleSmack]

Well done.

 

[Hoof Hearted]

Something...SOME...THING...is now Airborne!! Stuff is happening!! THINGS and STUFF!!!

 

[EagleSmack]

Sir... the internet is yours.

 

[Hoof Hearted]

Trump has just held a Press Conference...

Trump: "People. Remain calm. We'll beat this stuff.

Reporter: "But how can we remain calm when THINGS are happening?!"

Trump: " Something is trying to tear us all apart. We need to stop turning against each other and start confronting the stuff!

Reporter: " But what will happen to the stuff in our homes?!"

Trump: "This thing is big. Don't worry about your stuff right now.The thing to do is to meet this thing head on and worry about your stuff later.

Reporter: " So you don't actually care about our things and stuff??"

Trump: " I care about your stuff. But this thing is bigger than your own stuff right now. Things and stuff are happening. Godspeed!