In Copa Europa, Prince 'Arry and the lads fell to the Spanish Armada, 2-1. England is now firmly Catholic, and the Inquisition is hunting down the last heretics.
On the other side of the pond, Leo and the Argy-nauts defeated King James and the Colombians, 1-0. Canada placed a very respectable fourth, and the Land of the Free and the Home of the Brave never got out of the group stage.