Erotic snow sculptures heat up parody City of Winnipeg Facebook page
The sculptures are steamy enough to melt snow
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An erotic snow sculpture posted to the City of Winnipeg parody Facebook account.
An erotic snow sculpture posted to the City of Winnipeg parody Facebook account. FACEBOOK
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Welcome to Winnipeg, home of the erotic snow sculptures.
That’s at least according to a parody Facebook page purporting to be the city’s complaints department, which is demanding residents stop making “sexually suggestive snow sculptures at City Hall.”
A post on Friday shows a picture of a snow person seemingly performing a sex act on another snow person seated on a bench, their arms stretched out.
“We have camera footage of the persons involved and police will be investigating,” reads the post.
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This isn’t the only NSFW snow sculpture in question.
The page last month also shared another picture — with its nether-regions blurred — of a snowman appearing to be pleasuring itself.
“The City of Winnipeg would like to remind residents to please stop creating sexually suggestive snow people. Especially around schools! City crews have dismantled DOZENS around the city,” according to the Jan. 19 post.
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Finally, a third post dated Jan. 30 shows a person wearing a hood captured in CCTV video after one of the complaints department clerks “discovered her vehicle to have this disgusting ‘snow sculpture’ created on it sometime during the lunch-hour. Needless to say, we are shocked and saddened this vandalism happened to one of our employees.”
The adjacent photo of the alleged vandal shows a pixelated — but obvious — giant snow penis resting on the back of the vehicle.
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Most of the Winnipeggers who responded seemed to get the humour in the posts.
“Guy should get a key to the city for this art piece!!” one person wrote.
Another said they hoped the cops find the culprits “so I can let them know this is the best thing ever.”
“If you use a reverse image search service, you can see that some of those pictures have been floating across the Internet for over a decade,” Winnipeg Police Const. Jay Murray told the Toronto Sun.
“Lastly, we have no record of any of those incidents being reported to us. I think you can safely chalk it up as a joke post.”
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The sculptures are steamy enough to melt snow
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An erotic snow sculpture posted to the City of Winnipeg parody Facebook account.
An erotic snow sculpture posted to the City of Winnipeg parody Facebook account. FACEBOOK
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Welcome to Winnipeg, home of the erotic snow sculptures.
That’s at least according to a parody Facebook page purporting to be the city’s complaints department, which is demanding residents stop making “sexually suggestive snow sculptures at City Hall.”
A post on Friday shows a picture of a snow person seemingly performing a sex act on another snow person seated on a bench, their arms stretched out.
“We have camera footage of the persons involved and police will be investigating,” reads the post.
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This isn’t the only NSFW snow sculpture in question.
The page last month also shared another picture — with its nether-regions blurred — of a snowman appearing to be pleasuring itself.
“The City of Winnipeg would like to remind residents to please stop creating sexually suggestive snow people. Especially around schools! City crews have dismantled DOZENS around the city,” according to the Jan. 19 post.
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Finally, a third post dated Jan. 30 shows a person wearing a hood captured in CCTV video after one of the complaints department clerks “discovered her vehicle to have this disgusting ‘snow sculpture’ created on it sometime during the lunch-hour. Needless to say, we are shocked and saddened this vandalism happened to one of our employees.”
The adjacent photo of the alleged vandal shows a pixelated — but obvious — giant snow penis resting on the back of the vehicle.
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Most of the Winnipeggers who responded seemed to get the humour in the posts.
“Guy should get a key to the city for this art piece!!” one person wrote.
Another said they hoped the cops find the culprits “so I can let them know this is the best thing ever.”
“If you use a reverse image search service, you can see that some of those pictures have been floating across the Internet for over a decade,” Winnipeg Police Const. Jay Murray told the Toronto Sun.
“Lastly, we have no record of any of those incidents being reported to us. I think you can safely chalk it up as a joke post.”
Erotic snow sculptures heat up parody City of Winnipeg Facebook page
The sculptures are steamy enough to melt snow
