According to the quantum constitution, the president can only be impeached if he wants to be. Whatever Trump puts into the universe, the universe will return in kind. Trump started his business empire when he reblogged a photo of money on Facebook, and he avoids impeachment by being present, mindful and the change he wants to see in the world.
Democrats can whine about impeachment all they want, but that will only lead to their own impeachment. Soon they will learn that the true impeachment is the friends they made along the way.