Dude in Scary Clown Mask

[Hoof Hearted]

So I'm picking up Hon with the kids at the Bus stop when this 6 foot 1 dude saunters by all dressed in white wearing a frightening clown mask. He scared the Hell out of my young daughters. I decide to follow him as he approaches two young skateboarders.

I called the Police right away on my cell phone. I confronted him and told him the Police were on the way. He was uncooperative so I held him in a headlock...a full nelson to be precise...until the Cops arrived.

I was interviewed by the Police but told them I have schizophrenia and didn't want any personal publicity surrounding this incident. They obliged.

It's illegal to walk around in a disguise here in Ontario. I think I did the right thing. I'm of slight build, but don't mess with me...I have martial arts training and can be quite the adventure for even someone twice my size.

This will probably make our local News, but fortunately I'll be left out of the picture.

 

[MHz]

These ones are cool.

You might want to detour this one, just in case.

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HANK THOMPSON - Detour

 

[darkbeaver]

So I'm picking up Hon with the kids at the Bus stop when this 6 foot 1 dude saunters by all dressed in white wearing a frightening clown mask. He scared the Hell out of my young daughters. I decide to follow him as he approaches two young skateboarders.

I called the Police right away on my cell phone. I confronted him and told him the Police were on the way. He was uncooperative so I held him in a headlock...a full nelson to be precise...until the Cops arrived.

I was interviewed by the Police but told them I have schizophrenia and didn't want any personal publicity surrounding this incident. They obliged.

It's illegal to walk around in a disguise here in Ontario. I think I did the right thing. I'm of slight build, but don't mess with me...I have martial arts training and can be quite the adventure for even someone twice my size.

This will probably make our local News, but fortunately I'll be left out of the picture.

The uniformed clowns aren't real, the pros work in Ahtawah. However every amateur clown you get off the street is our public duty. The elected clowns are a magnitude wickeder. And we pay them. God Save Us

I would have panickt and fainted..

 

[Curious Cdn]

So I'm picking up Hon with the kids at the Bus stop when this 6 foot 1 dude saunters by all dressed in white wearing a frightening clown mask. He scared the Hell out of my young daughters. I decide to follow him as he approaches two young skateboarders.

I called the Police right away on my cell phone. I confronted him and told him the Police were on the way. He was uncooperative so I held him in a headlock...a full nelson to be precise...until the Cops arrived.

I was interviewed by the Police but told them I have schizophrenia and didn't want any personal publicity surrounding this incident. They obliged.

It's illegal to walk around in a disguise here in Ontario. I think I did the right thing. I'm of slight build, but don't mess with me...I have martial arts training and can be quite the adventure for even someone twice my size.

This will probably make our local News, but fortunately I'll be left out of the picture.

Oh, those disappointed kids that didn't get their hamburgers ...