Do you believe in astrology? What is your sign.

Jay

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"It has no plausible mechanism,"

Gravity?


I dunno...I've always just figured it was fantasy land stuff.
 

Dexter Sinister

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Re: RE: Do you believe in astrology? What is your sign.

Jay said:
"It has no plausible mechanism,"
Gravity?
I dunno...I've always just figured it was fantasy land stuff.

You figured right.

Gravity won't do it. The forces of gravity on you at the moment of birth from the people attending the delivery are greater than any astronomical object produces.
 

Jay

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Re: RE: Do you believe in astrology? What is your sign.

Dexter Sinister said:
The forces of gravity on you at the moment of birth from the people attending the delivery are greater than any astronomical object produces.

:lol:

I see a whole new belief mechanism being born here....why can't I think of these things?
 

Dexter Sinister

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Ah yes, the number and arrangement of persons around your mother at the moment of birth determines the whole future course of your life... :lol:
 

Jay

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Dexter Sinister said:
Ah yes, the number and arrangement of persons around your mother at the moment of birth determines the whole future course of your life... :lol:


Since I was found under a log, this would explain all the trouble I've been having!!
 

Dexter Sinister

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Jay said:
Since I was found under a log, this would explain all the trouble I've been having!!

Well naturally, I thought that was common knowledge. It's much better to be found under a damp rock. The rock's higher gravitational field and greater radioactivity would have improved your life immeasurably. My sympathies...
 

Dexter Sinister

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And P.S.

Missile, been meaning to mention this for a long time: I love that current sig of yours, "Crawling from the wreckage." I hope it's not literally true, but it's a fine bit of wit that always gives me a chuckle.
 

Vereya

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I am an Aries.
And I believe in astrology. And in a lot of other things... I am terribly superstitious. For instance, yesterday I broke a dish, and now I am waiting for happiness to come :) It is a Russian belief that when you break a dish or a glass or a cup, that is an omen of happiness coming to you.
 

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Cancer
Cancer, the most empathetic sign is symbolized by the Crab. Ruled by Moon, this is the fourth zodiac sign that lasts from June 22nd to July 22nd and is called 'Karka' in Hindi.

About Cancerians
They are deeply emotional and intuitive. The top concern for them is their family. People born under this sign are unduly sensitive and are more concerned with expressing emotions than getting involved in superficial conversations. They can be moody, drawing into the protective shell if things around them get too intense.

They appreciate art, literature, and especially drama, where the flow of action and feelings particularly excite them. They may themselves possess considerable literary and artistic bent of mind. Cancerians have a retentive memory, particularly for emotionally laden events which they can recall in detail for years afterward.

Cancerians are not easy to understand, for their moods often fluctuates from sweet to cranky. They can be untidy, sulky, devious, moody, and inclined to self-pity because of an inferiority complex. A typical Cancerian broods on insults. They also tend to change their opinions and, indeed, their occupations, and lack stability. Cancer people are apt to do the opposite from what they are advised to do.

Cancer people are very fond of food and are usually hearty eaters.

Career
They can be good journalists, writers or politicians, though in this last capacity they are more likely to remain in the background rather than attain prominent positions of power.

Ideal Partner
Cancerians seek steady, stable and practical partners, and usually bond best with Scorpio and Capricorn.


Perfectly me ;)