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I have written to the Prime Minister and Captain Canada (For the foreigner: do not mistake them for the same individual) suggesting that we take by force the remaining British colonies in the West Indies. These are Bermuda, the Caymans, Montserrat, the Virgins (I am not surprised that after all these British years their dignity is still intact) and the Turks and Caicos.
These islands would not attain provincial status but remain a territory until Nunavut assumed its rightful place in Confederation.