cortez is confirmed undercover CSIS agent

[cortez]

haaaa

ok- this one IS true
if any of you see a SWAT team pull up in front of your house today--- i sent them

 

[Said1]

DarkBeaver is really an ex-KGB agent. Don't let him fool you into thinking he's really a innocent socialist. Ok, the socialist part is true, but he's Russian, not Canadian.

 

[Outta here]

does this account fer Sassie's insistence that you are a woman? Did she blow yer cover? :lol:

 

[Said1]

 

[Outta here]

I was talking to cortez...

 

[Said1]

Ooops.


Zan? Zan who?

 

[Sassylassie]

Cortez, aka Contessa is a woman, read some of her earlier post. Yep she's a girl. She's one of us Said1, but for reasons unknown she's ashamed of her femininity. I like being female.

 

[Said1]

Oh, I know. That's why I've been cutting her so much slack. Us chicks gotta stick together.

 

[Outta here]

Re: RE: cortez is confirmed undercover CSIS agent

Ooops.


Zan? Zan who?

just Zan... another chick

 

[Sassylassie]

Amen sister, come on tell the truth Contessa we will protect you from the aggressive males.

 

[cortez]

if im a woman
im a very hairy one

 

[Toro]

RE: cortez is confirmed u

Me too.

I'm paid by the CIA.

The number one way we folks in the intelligence community find out about other spies is through confessions on Internet forums.

 

[cortez]

duh......

 

[Said1]

Re: RE: cortez is confirmed undercover CSIS agent

if im a woman
im a very hairy one

It's ok. We still love you sister.

 

[cortez]

ok--
all these insinuations that i am a woman--
have to stop

what--- cant a guy be intelligent charming tackfull considerate caring thoughtfull and humble---- you know all those qualities that are self evident on my posts--

without someone wondering --- hey is this person a sister....

 

[Said1]

Hey. Fuhget aboot it.

 

[elevennevele]

RE: cortez is confirmed u

I can't believe I'm reading this all the way through. I must be losing my edge.

Whether Cortez is a female or not has me more stumped than anything else I've read on these forums. I guess this is how those soap operas work on tv as you wait from some kind of cliffhanger.

 

[Gilgamesh]

Re: cortez is confirmed u

I can't believe I'm reading this all the way through. I must be losing my edge.

Whether Cortez is a female or not has me more stumped than anything else I've read on these forums. I guess this is how those soap operas work on tv as you wait from some kind of cliffhanger.

Why would her gender matter?

The intelligence level on this forum continues to sink.

 

[IdRatherBeSkiing]

Re: cortez is confirmed u

Why would her gender matter?

The intelligence level on this forum continues to sink.

APRIL 1st --- 2006.