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[Haggis McBagpipe]

Bowls of plastic fruit! Stop it, you guys, I'm killing myself here!

Hey! Can we say...

PRAYING HANDS!!!!

And plastic Jesus's.

I don't care if it rains or freezes
'Long as I got my plastic Jesus
Sittin' on the dashboard of my car

I don't care if the road gets hairy
'Long as I got my Virgin Mary
Hangin' from the mirror of my car

I don't care 'bout the noxious weeds
'Long as I got my rosary beads
Hangin' from the mirror of my car

I don't know who wrote those words, but I still laugh about 'em. So much so that my daughter gave me a plastic Jesus for my dashboard. Unfortunately (or perhaps fortunately?) my dashboard won't hold him.

 

[galianomama]

..complete with 2 cans of dinty moore...

i don't remember seeing the dinty moore cans on the chuck wagon....you bitch.

 

[Haggis McBagpipe]

i don't remember seeing the dinty moore cans on the chuck wagon....you bitch.

Aaaaaack!! STOP IT! You're killing me here.

 

[peapod]

Well I can see hoe that you are not up on your dinty more critter commericals. To bad your loss. I will have you know my friends sells those chuckwagon on e-bay, can't keep the stuff stocked. Maybe he should glue some fake fur on them, add to the value.

I will let the your nasty name calling slide...because I have haiku to protect me from your slings and arrows hoe.

an empty carpark

floodlit from all four corners

unnecessary moon

 

[researchok]

Im a busch beans guy myself

 

[Haggis McBagpipe]

Im a busch beans guy myself

How can we forget SPAM, though? Save Ferris sure didn't:

Spam
It's pink and it's oval
Spam
I buy it at the Mobil
Spam
It's made in Chernobyl
Spam

 

[researchok]

LOLOL

There are people here who BBQ spam.

Seriously.

 

[Haggis McBagpipe]

Ack! Barbequed spam! I will have nightmares.

 

[galianomama]

Im a busch beans guy myself

Since when did politics enter this conversation?

 

[peapod]

galaniomama I just sent Sir haggis a picture of your little garden..sent you one to :lol:

 

[galianomama]

will let the your nasty name calling slide...because I have haiku to protect me from your slings and arrows hoe.

an empty carpark

floodlit from all four corners

unnecessary moon

The summer pea pod
Looks on with hiaku
Like a cockroach smiling smug

 

[peapod]

a smug hakeyed roach is a whole lot better than that hoe cat mehitabel to which I quote, or cut and paste which ever you prefer hoe.

the song of mehitabel
this is the song of mehitabel
the song of mehitabel
of mehitabel the alley cat
the song of mehitabel
as i wrote you before boss
mehitabel is a believer
in the pythagorean
theory of the transmigration
of the soul and she claims
hat formerly her spirit
was incarnated in the body
of cleopatra
that was a long time ago
and one must not be
surprised if mehitabel
has forgotten some of her
more regal manners

i have my ups and downs
but wotthehell wotthehell
yesterday sceptres and crowns
fried oysters and velvet gowns
and today i herd with bums
but wotthehell wotthehell
i wake the world from sleep
as i caper and sing and leap
when i sing my wild free tune
wotthehell wotthehell
under the blear eyed moon
i am pelted with cast off shoon
but wotthehell wotthehell

do you think that i would change
my present freedom to range
for a castle or a moated grange
wotthehell wotthehell
cage me and i d go frantic
my life is so romantic
capricious and corybantic
and i m toujours gai toujours gai

i know that i am bound
for a journey down the sound
in the midst of a refuse mound
but wotthehell wotthehell
oh i should worry and fret
death and i will coquette
there s a dance in the old dame yet
toujours gai toujours gai

I once was an innocent kit
wotthehell wotthehell
with a ribbon my neck to fit
and bells tied onto it
o wotthehell wotthehell
but a maltese cat came by
with a come hither look in his eye
and a song that soared to the sky
and wotthehell wotthehell
and i followed adown the street
the pad of his rhythmical feet
o permit me again to repeat
wotthehell wotthehell

my youth i shall never forget
but there s nothing i really regret
wotthehell wotthehell
there s a dance in the old dame yet
toujours gai toujours gai

the things that i had not ought to
i do because i ve gotto
wotthehell wotthehell
and i end with my favorite motto
toujours gai toujours gai

boss sometimes i think
that our friend mehitabel
is a trifle too gay

 

[galianomama]

Pea - keep the cat out of it. She has a few problems, but she will pull through. Always had it in for her.

by the way, thanks for the pics of the chuckky wagon. OMG - the Chuckie Movies. I remember renting one for the little ones - well, they were around 12 ish and knew everything. Bride of Chucky comes to mind. Wonderful. They then knew their mother was over the edge.......