Canadian man arrested after being caught masturbating while driving

[B00Mer]

Canadian man arrested after being caught masturbating while driving

Forget cell phones, this is a different kind of distracted driving.

A Nova Scotia man was caught with his pants down (literally and figuratively) on Tuesday morning, after he decided to give himself a little self-love while driving his car.

According to Halifax Regional Police, a woman was driving her car around 8:30 am, when a man drove up in the lane beside her where he could be seen masturbating.

“The woman immediately stopped and called police and was able to provide a description of the suspect and his vehicle, as well as the license plate number,” said Halifax police in a release. “Police attended the area and quickly located the car unoccupied in a parking lot.”

Police said an investigation was launched and the suspect was identified.

The man, 26-year-old Caledonia resident Theodore Floyd Weare, was arrested without incident, shortly before 10:30 am the same day.

Weare has now been charged with one count each of committing an indecent act and breach of probation.

He is scheduled to appear in Halifax Provincial court today to face the charges.

It’s unknown at this point if he was driving a stick shift.

Daily Hive

 

[Curious Cdn]

I drive a Standard, too.

 

[mentalfloss]

Angstrom got kicked out of the basement.

 

[Tecumsehsbones]

Canadian man arrested after being caught masturbating while driving

Forget cell phones, this is a different kind of distracted driving.

A Nova Scotia man was caught with his pants down (literally and figuratively) on Tuesday morning, after he decided to give himself a little self-love while driving his car.

According to Halifax Regional Police, a woman was driving her car around 8:30 am, when a man drove up in the lane beside her where he could be seen masturbating.

“The woman immediately stopped and called police and was able to provide a description of the suspect and his vehicle, as well as the license plate number,” said Halifax police in a release. “Police attended the area and quickly located the car unoccupied in a parking lot.”

Police said an investigation was launched and the suspect was identified.

The man, 26-year-old Caledonia resident Theodore Floyd Weare, was arrested without incident, shortly before 10:30 am the same day.

Weare has now been charged with one count each of committing an indecent act and breach of probation.

He is scheduled to appear in Halifax Provincial court today to face the charges.

It’s unknown at this point if he was driving a stick shift.

Daily Hive

I'm suspicious. First, how could the witness tell definitively what the guy was doing. Last time I checked, the gear you need for masturbation is hidden below the windows of an ordinary car. Second, the cops found his car unoccupied and tracked him down later.

This guy's gonna be fine if he has the mother-wit to keep his mouth shut.

 

[Danbones]

a jealous ex got her friend to call in...?

 

[spaminator]

Accused Brazilian bus ejaculator released; Judge deems act a misdemeanour
'The victim was seated when she was surprised by the ejaculation'
THE ASSOCIATED PRESS
First posted: Friday, September 01, 2017 08:04 PM EDT | Updated: Friday, September 01, 2017 08:19 PM EDT
SAO PAULO — The decision by a Brazilian judge to free a man who was arrested after allegedly ejaculating on a woman on a public bus is causing anger in a country where gender violence is prevalent.
The incident occurred Tuesday as the bus was going down Avenida Paulista, one of the busiest avenues in Sao Paulo. Passengers grabbed the perpetrator and turned him over to police.
But less than 24 hours later, judge Jose Eugenio do Amaral Souza Neto ruled the man had committed a misdemeanour, not a rape, and ordered his release.
The incident did not involve “constraints, violence or threats,” Souza Neto said in justifying his decision. “The victim was seated when she was surprised by the ejaculation.”
According to the UOL news portal, police records show that Diego Ferreira de Novaes has been detained 16 times since 2009 for committing similar crimes, including five times just this year.
Retired prosecutor Luiza Nagib Eluf told reporters the judge’s decision “makes a mockery” of justice.
She said the ruling was unacceptable because it ignored the fact that Brazil’s penal code defines rape as a heinous crime.
The Sao Paulo Association of Judges said in a statement Friday that the criticisms were cowardly attacks against the judge for accepting the recommendation of prosecutors to release de Novaes.
The Sao Paulo-based Right to Defence Institute also came to the judge’s defence saying in a statement: “The judiciary cannot be held hostage to a punitive wave that casts doubt on judges whenever they rule in the defendant’s favour.”
Accused Brazilian bus ejaculator released; Judge deems act a misdemeanour | Worl

 

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Released after alleged bus ejaculation, Brazil man re-arrested for allegedly try rub penis on woman's arm
THE ASSOCIATED PRESS
First posted: Saturday, September 02, 2017 02:49 PM EDT | Updated: Saturday, September 02, 2017 03:07 PM EDT
SAO PAULO — Police in Brazil say a man who was arrested this week for allegedly ejaculating on a woman on a public bus and then quickly freed has been detained again in a similar incident.
Police inspector Rogerio Nader tells reporters that the man was arrested Saturday in Sao Paulo near the same avenue where he was detained Tuesday. He is suspected of trying to rub his penis against a woman’s arm on a bus, and authorities plan to press a sex-crime charge.
A judge’s decision to rule the previous incident a misdemeanour and release him after 24 hours caused an outcry in the country, where gender violence is prevalent.
UOL news reported that he had been detained at least 16 times since 2009 for similar crimes, including five times this year.
Released after alleged bus ejaculation, Brazil man re-arrested for allegedly try