Black 'an innocent man,' lawyer tells Chicago trial

[CBC News]

Conrad Black is an "innocent man" who has been unfairly targeted by a prosecution that based its case on the testimony of an admitted liar, the defence charged as it began its final arguments.

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[MikeyDB]

Yeah sure Con-rat Black is innocent...

There were these three guys sitting at a table in a bar...

The tooth fairy , Santa Claus and an honest lawyer. At one point the bar's lights went out briefly and when the lights came back on...a twenty dollar bill that had been lying on the table was gone!

Who took it?

Well it had to be either Santa Claus or the Tooth fairy....there's no such thing as an honest lawyer...