"Bitter billabongs!" cried the strange Australian, who crept around the creek after the flood.
"I can't believe it's still here! The water, I mean. It didn't evaporate or fill up with salties. Crikey! But it smells horrible! Like a thousand crocs shat in the drink! It's amazing what a 16 footer can sh!t out!"
Ozzie wrangles an 18 ft saltie.
Born in the Outback, Ozzie Nelson moved to Darwin and lived near a tidal pool where thousands of salt water crocs hung out. Ozzie loved tourists, but his buddies the crocs loved them more. Ozzie's Saurian neighbours waited patiently every day to drag another unsuspecting British tourist into the water.
"Nobody likes Brits." Ozzie said. "Except for the salties. We always send the poms down to the huts by the creek to sleep. We tell'em it's for the 'real Australian experience'. There's no dunny in the hut, so when they wake up in the middle of the night to take a piss, the crocs are there and ready."
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You can see a full episode of Northern Australian Adventures with Ozzie Nelson tonight at 7PM on ABC. Rated TV-14.
"I can't believe it's still here! The water, I mean. It didn't evaporate or fill up with salties. Crikey! But it smells horrible! Like a thousand crocs shat in the drink! It's amazing what a 16 footer can sh!t out!"
Ozzie wrangles an 18 ft saltie.
Born in the Outback, Ozzie Nelson moved to Darwin and lived near a tidal pool where thousands of salt water crocs hung out. Ozzie loved tourists, but his buddies the crocs loved them more. Ozzie's Saurian neighbours waited patiently every day to drag another unsuspecting British tourist into the water.
"Nobody likes Brits." Ozzie said. "Except for the salties. We always send the poms down to the huts by the creek to sleep. We tell'em it's for the 'real Australian experience'. There's no dunny in the hut, so when they wake up in the middle of the night to take a piss, the crocs are there and ready."
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You can see a full episode of Northern Australian Adventures with Ozzie Nelson tonight at 7PM on ABC. Rated TV-14.
