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'BUCKTOOTH BANDITS': RCMP trace stolen lumber to beaver dam
Author of the article:Canadian Press
Canadian Press
Publishing date:May 11, 2021 • 2 hours ago • 1 minute read • Join the conversation
No charges were laid in this theft of fence posts in the Porcupine Plain area after the evidence was discovered having been put to good use.
No charges were laid in this theft of fence posts in the Porcupine Plain area after the evidence was discovered having been put to good use. PHOTO BY HANDOUT /Photo supplied
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PORCUPINE PLAIN, Sask. — Mounties in east-central Saskatchewan have cracked what they are calling an “extremely Canadian case.”

RCMP officers from the Porcupine Plain detachment were called to a rural area on Friday to investigate a theft of posts that had been piled on a property for fencing.


The thief was soon revealed to have sharp teeth, fur, and a broad tail.

Const. Conrad Rickards says the posts were found in a nearby waterway and it appears a beaver helped himself to the lumber to build a dam — perhaps with the help of some buddies.

Rickards says there was no sign of the culprit.

He says no charges will be laid.

“Who could really blame these little bucktooth bandits, considering the price of wood these days?”
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