RE: Anyone Care to Make a
New prediction.
I predict i will freeze my ass and either a) slip on the ice or b) burn my toungue drinking a cup of Tim Horton's coffee while waiting to line up to vote. I will curse the goverment with a raise fist. Some senior will cut me off in the line up. There will be some hillbilly Albertan in line spouting off politics out of his ass based on no facts other than what he read in The Sun. I will roll my eyes and wish he would just shut the hell up as we shuffel forward in line.
Finally i will get to the voting station, and some old lady with bifocals will take her sweet time trying to locate my last name, after having to repeat it three times to her. Even though I will have brought my government issued photo id, i will stand there in alarm as i realize that they don't actually ask you to present it.
So disgruntled with this whole process, i will take my #2 pencil and head towards the flimsy excuse for confidential voting (ie/the lameass cardboard divider). I will sit there for a moment and debate for 5 minutes at the very last second who i really want to vote for.
I will than proceed to vote. I will go home knowing i did my duty. Than sit there and watch while the polls close in Ontario and the election is over and my vote was a waste of time anyways. I will flip channels between CBC and CTV. For a bit of fun..i will play the Canadian TV drinking game.
For every time Craig Olliver goes off on some tangent, 1 drink.
Every time Mike Duffy whips out his blackburry to impress everyone with who he knows, 2 drinks.
Every time Keith Boag looks stunned after Peter Newman goes off on a tangent question...1 drink.
Every time Rex Murphy pauses dramatically while thinking he made the the most original point ever...2 drinks.
The election votes will tumble in. The world willkeep on spinning. And everyone will wonder why all that money was spent on electing the status quo.
Thats my election prediciton.