Anna Nicole's funeral is fit for a queen, and some wonder why

m_levesque

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By Ben Fox

NASSAU, Bahamas (AP) - Anna Nicole Smith, her coffin covered with a rhinestone-studded blanket and her portrait on the church altar, was mourned by family and friends Friday during a funeral service before a white hearse took her body to the cemetery.

The mahogany coffin was carried into the white-columned Mount Horeb Baptist Church, as hundreds of tourists and fans watched from behind steel barricades guarded by Bahamian police. Some in the crowd cried out "Anna! Anna! We love you!"

Smith's mother, Virgie Arthur, arrived in a white stretch limousine with an entourage of about 10 people. She wore a black dress and waved to the cheering crowd.

Smith's casket was closed and the pews were festooned with pink flowers, said Yvonne Gibson, one of the guests. There were fewer than 100 guests, even though an organizer said about 300 - including an "Entertainment Tonight" camera crew - had been invited.

The TV program reported on its website that guitarist Slash, formerly of Guns N' Roses, was among the guests, and country singer Joe Nichols had been expected to sing two songs requested by Smith's boyfriend, Howard K. Stern: "I'll Wait for You" and Dolly Parton's "On the Wings of a Dove."

Smith's body was then taken to the Lakeview Memorial Gardens for a private burial with a smaller group of invited guests, said Richard Milstein, the court-appointed advocate for Smith's five-month-old daughter, Dannielynn. Onlookers, mostly Bahamians, spontaneously broke out into the hymn "When Peace Like a River" as the white hearse arrived.

Arthur, who had been cheered earlier at the memorial, was booed as she arrived at the cemetery. The guests disappeared under a green tent covering the gravesite amid tight security. Smith was being buried in a tiara and custom-made, beaded gown, said organizer Patrik Simpson of Beverly Hills, Calif.

Smith's grave is next to that of her 20-year-old son, Daniel, who died in September of an apparent drug overdose while visiting Smith in the hospital after she gave birth. "Entertainment Tonight" said Smith would be also buried with an urn containing some of the ashes of her late husband, Texas oil tycoon J. Howard Marshall II.

Simpson's partner, Pol Atteu, has designed more than a dozen gowns for Smith, including the one in which she was to be buried, he said. Simpson said Wednesday the ceremony would reflect Smith's buoyant personality.

Gazing at the ranks of TV cameras and security outside the memorial service, Christie Rathgaber, a tourist, was amazed.

"She's got a presidential kind of media frenzy going on," said the 59-year-old nurse from Columbus, Ohio, who happened by the scene while waiting for nearby shops to open. "I'm just incredulous at all the fuss. She was not a world figure. She was not a queen. She was not a president. She was not anything ... It's just way over the top."

The legal wrangling that began with Smith's unexpected death at age 39 won't end with the funeral: There is pending legal action on the custody of Smith's daughter, who stands to inherit a fortune, and on ownership of a Bahamas mansion Smith used to establish residency in the islands last year.

In a last-minute bid to halt the burial, Arthur sought to have Supreme Court Justice Anita Adams grant her custody of Smith's body, but the Bahamian judge denied it, according to Lilliemae MacDonald, the justice's secretary.

"Her soul is at rest now. I am satisfied," said Tanisha Grant, a local restaurant owner who was friends with Smith and attended the funeral.

An official inquest into the death of Daniel Smith in the Bahamas is also pending.

Dr. Joshua Perper, the Broward medical examiner, said he will announce Anna Nicole Smith's cause of death next week. She died on Feb. 8 in a Florida hotel room. "This was a complex case," Perper said. "It was an unusual case from a medical point of view."

Smith's mother had wanted to bury her daughter in her native Texas, and fought last week's court ruling that gave control of the body to Milstein, who agreed with Stern that the former Playboy Playmate wanted to be buried next to her son, Daniel.
Smith married Marshall in 1994 when he was 89 and she was 26. She had been fighting his family over his estimated $500 million fortune since his death in 1995.
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temperance

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how does this affect life my life/ your life --does this make you and or me happy does it bring a solution to anything what is its purpose ?
 

canadarocks

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how does this affect life my life/ your life --does this make you and or me happy does it bring a solution to anything what is its purpose ?

Couldn't tell you. This woman seems very famous, but I cannot imagine what she did to deserve her fame?
 

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Couldn't tell you. This woman seems very famous, but I cannot imagine what she did to deserve her fame?
1)Bought real big boobs.
2)Humped Heff.
3)Married a guy older them Moses.
4)Fought for his cash after he turned to dust.
5)Had so lil selfrespect, went out and made reality shows.
6)OH who cares...

What a colosal joke. This whole affair has been nothing but BS from the get go. The woman was a half baked tramp, with great tits. Nothing more, nothing less.
 
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tanakar

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1)Bought real big boobs.
2)Humped Heff.
3)Married a guy older them Moses.
4)Fought for his cash after he turned to dust.
5)Had so lil selfrespect, went out and made reality shows.
6)OH who cares...

What a colosal joke. This whole affair has been nothing but BS from the get go. The woman was a half baked tramp, with great tits. Nothing more, nothing less.


Amen to that! The morals of an alleycat and for this she deserves front page attention...
 

tamarin

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But Smith has done us a huge service. Her troubles and death have cast a huge light on the blight of Celebrity Culture, a phenomenon that has so cheapened our lives today. The legion of muddled fans for this toxic crap have helped corrupt our news media, our communities and our children. Smith has flushed all the sick b*stards into the open.
 

s243a

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Ever time I see her on the news I change the channel. She wasn’t even that pretty. Ever watch Nancy Grace. It was ridiculous. She would talk about Anna Nicole and Howard Stern almost ever show for the whole show even before she died. What kind of horrible television is that?
 
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Pangloss

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Bear - once again, you're funny and right on the mark. Please consider this:

ANS made a deal with a rich old geezer to close her eyes and hump him 'till he died. He agreed, in exchange for getting humped by ANS, to will her his money.

Sounds like a deal was made in good faith.

Pangloss
 

westmanguy

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I don't care about ANS, but I do care who her child belongs to.

I am pretty damn sure its not Howard K. Stern's baby.

Nancy Grace and On The Record /w Greta Van Susteren (FNC - 10 ET), has gone crazy about the story.

she through her life down the tube... I don't really care about ANS.

I used to care about the celebs. But I honestly don't give a s*it who is going with who and who broke up with who.

I like media that entertains me, BUT I HAVE NEVER CARED ABOUT THE PEOPLE BEHIND OUR ENTERTAINMENT!!!!

I am a small breed of people... look at our toilet paper rags (Star! People! Us!) who obsess on it..