"Animals can't feel pain": Elite Remainers are the real fake-news merchants

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The British media have, of late, been gripped by the fear of fake news. But they also love indulging in Brexit scare stories, many of which wouldn’t look out of place on Brass Eye. Never mind the claim that Brexiteers were duped by Vote Leave’s bus: when it comes to believing the ridiculous, it’s elite Remainers who win the prize..

Elite Remainers are the real fake-news merchants


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GUY BIRCHALL
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30 NOVEMBER 2017
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Brass Eye: 20 years ago it predicted fake news

The British media have, of late, been gripped by the fear of fake news. But they also love indulging in Brexit scare stories, many of which wouldn’t look out of place on Brass Eye. Never mind the claim that Brexiteers were duped by Vote Leave’s bus: when it comes to believing the ridiculous, it’s elite Remainers who win the prize.

Take the news earlier this month that the Tories had voted to the effect that animals can’t feel pain. As the EU Withdrawal Bill was passing through parliament, a motion was put forward by Green MP Caroline Lucas to force the government to amend the bill so as to recognise animal sentience, in accordance with EU standards. Tory MPs voted against including the amendment, because such provisions are already in UK law.

Instead of reporting the facts, The Independent said that ‘the Tories have voted that animals can’t feel pain as part of the EU bill’. And the story soon went viral. Screeching ensued from the usual quarters. Bake Off luvvie Sue Perkins tweeted: ‘Shameful bastards, denying what is obvious – animal sentience. Let’s not take this one lying down. #resist.’ There was even a petition to re-home Larry, the Downing Street cat. All built on a myth: that the idea of animal sentience had been removed from the statute books.

Then there’s the idea that the Brexit result was really the work of ‘the Russians’, like something out of a bad spy novel. The idea is that us Brexiteers were swayed by social-media bots from the East, slipping propaganda into our feeds and malleable minds. And yet, according to a study from Swansea University and the University of California, Berkeley, the bulk of the 45,000 tweets sent by these bots were posted after polling stations had closed.

Finally, who could forget the big Brexit concern of the summer – that Brexit would mean Brits having to eat dodgy chicken. Many reported that, post-Brexit, the UK would start importing chlorinated chicken from the US, which is currently banned by the EU. But despite the constant implication that we’d be importing substandard and potentially unhealthy poultry, chlorinated chicken is fine. Even the EU admits it ‘does not present any risk to public health’. As Rob Lyons pointed out previously on spiked, if chlorine baths were dangerous, no one would go swimming.

(In any case, EU regulations are not foolproof. Earlier this year, Britain ended up with hepatitis-riddled pork products from the continent, causing around 60,000 Brits to come down with flu-like symptoms.)

So, depending on how gullible you are, you might have believed that Brexiteers were tricked by Russian plots, or were simply scheming for a way to be cruel to animals. Forget the stereotype of stupid Leave voters: all this anti-Brexit fake news should teach the well-to-do Remoaners who retweet it a bit of humility. Next time someone brings up that infamous bus, point them towards this article.

Guy Birchall is a writer based in London.

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Fake news stories from this week:

The Times:

POSTHUMOUS TESTIMONY RULING.

The High Court is to decide whether or not posthumous testimony can be allowed during trials in England and Wales.

In an unprecedented move, dead paedophile Jimmy Savile released a statement through his medium/lawyer saying: "I should have the right to defend myself against these allegations even if there are worms crawling through my eye sockets."

A decision is expected early next week.


The Daily Star:

NEW ICBM THREAT.

North Korea is currently testing an Inter-Continental Ballistic Margherita, said to be capable of reaching the United States.

According to US intelligence, the plan is to fire pizza-tipped missiles at major cities, and wipe them out with rampant morbid obesity.


The Sun:

BE JOLLY OR LEAVE.

Theresa May has convened an emergency session of Parliament to pass the Merriment Act.

The British 'stiff upper lip' will be outlawed, as will frowning, looking miserable in the queue in Asda, and saying "Oh, bolllocks" when you step in dog shìt.

Jeremy Corbyn, the leader of the Communist Party, said: "Get out of my way. I'm trying to buy a Choc Ice."


The Gaurdnia:

HIGHWAY ROBBERY!

Highwaymen, the scourge of 18th century travellers, have returned to Britain's streets due to the Conservative government's austerity drive.

Poverty-stricken NHS nurses, frustrated by empty food banks, are relieving passing delivery vans of their cargo at absurdly-complicated road junctions such as the Hanger Lane Gyratory, Birmingham's Spaghetti Junction and the roundabout outside the Spar on the corner of Leyton Street by the Red Lion opposite the chippy.

A descendent of Margaret Thatcher said: "You steal if you want to. The lady's not for thieving."


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Put a sock in it, Paloma

RENDAN O’NEILL
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27 NOVEMBER 2017
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Oh God, now they’re writing songs about how stupid we are. Not content with slamming Leave voters in columns, court cases, essays, books and an hourly tsunami of tweets, now bitter Remainers are singing their hatred for us lowly little people who have committed the crime of holding a different political view to theirs. They really do think that’s a crime. ‘I’ve been a criminal / I’ve made a mistake’, as Paloma Faith sings in her new anti-Brexit song, ‘Guilty’, in which she adopts the persona of one of us disgusting Leavers.

Yes, this is the news that Faith, English singer of retro, forgettable white-girl soul, has released a ditty about how idiotic the demos is, finally providing a tune that AC Grayling can tap his toes to as he has his public meltdown on Twitter (get a room, Anthony!) and which The New European can play at its Christmas do as its staff get drunk on French plonk (naturally) and their sense of superiority over the heaving throng. According to an excitable BBC – always happy when its stiff establishment prejudices are given the sprinkle of pop-culture respectability – ‘Guilty’ is a ‘lacerating ballad about the Brexit vote’. Yeah, right. It’s a Guardian editorial made music, which is as awful as it sounds.

Taking every elite prejudice about bovine voters and bundling them up into a ballad-by-the-numbers, Faith adopts the persona of the regretful Leaver (the smart set – who aren’t very smart – are obsessed with this incredibly rare creature). This Leaver, like the rest of us low-lifes who said No to the EU, ‘believed in the fictional… thought the alternative looked so crystal clear’ and basically ‘drowned in muddy waters’. We’re so dumb! To drive the point home, the video for the song features mind-enslaved children escaping a barking demagogue and running away into a forest. Those children are Leavers (nice) and the horrible bloke who once controlled their minds is probably Farage or someone. Subtle, Paloma.

She goes on, ‘I have shattered your dreams… I thought I would be okay without you’, and then you realise that, dear God, she’s singing to the EU! I’m so embarrassed for her. Imagine penning a mournful ballad for such a foul, undemocratic, banks-before-workers institution. Bring back the Sex Pistols. ‘The one thing I’m good at is messing up somebody else’, she sings – that’s the only thing Leavers can do, apparently! – and then she emits the crazed cry of the tragic Remainer: ‘Please take me back.’ Look, I love a good ballad in which a sad bloke or teary-eyed girl pleads for a lover to take them back; but one in which a depressed Remainer pleads for the EU to take back us Brits? I’m squirming.

The thing is, if the song was good, all this dross would be forgivable (I love Michael Jackson’s ‘Earth Song’ despite its high levels of eco-cack). But it isn’t. Which makes the snooty lyrical Leaver-bashing all the more grating. Remember when soulful girl singers sang about love or sex or booze rather than parroting the prejudices of the pained and increasingly spiteful middle-class media set? I wish Amy was still with us.

Brendan O’Neill is editor of spiked.

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Re: "Animals can't feel pain": Elite Remainers are the real fake-news merchants

I like to wash my chicken with chlorine bleach.

It's really annoying all these Remoaners banging on about how leaving the EU will "bring dangerous American chlorinated chicken into the UK because we don't have the wonderful EU anymore to stop it happening."

Yet the EU itself has said that American chlorinated chicken is safe and presents no danger and, as far as I know, no Americans have fallen ill due to eating their chlorinated chickens.

These die-hard Remainers are just out of touch. It seems that, despite loving the EU so much, they actually know little about it.