An Ode to Frito Lay

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Frito lay

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Vanni Fucci said:
Hey Frito;

Is your mom really a bible-thumping neocon?

Well, I guess that would explain why you're such a strange duck... :lol: :lol:
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If you call "getting Drunk with the Spirit" Bible thumping necon I would have to say, Line me up another Bottle of Peter Popoff Miracle water...
 
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Hey Frito;

Is your mom really a bible-thumping neocon?

OMG! OMG! you gots no idea :? :? :? :? she use to be such a nice lady..man she actually started crying when the liberals won...I like the old mom better..but frito and I razz the craps out of her..bwhahahahhahahahaha.....
 
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peapod said:
Hey Frito;

Is your mom really a bible-thumping neocon?

OMG! OMG! you gots no idea :? :? :? :? she use to be such a nice lady..man she actually started crying when the liberals won...I like the old mom better..but frito and I razz the craps out of her..bwhahahahhahahahaha.....
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As you should Pea and Frito...I know it's sad to see a family member decline into a state of bible-thumping neoconservativism, so that you're left with only two options: you can either lobotomize them, which should be used only to treat the most severe cases, or you tease the crap out of them...and when it really comes does to it, therein lies the cure... :p
 
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Two choices? I generally just toss beer cans at my brother. When he gets really annoying, I throw full ones. If he pisses me off even more, I switch to bottles.

See...there's three choices right there.
 
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I've learned a lot of things over the years, Vanni. The most important thing is that throwing things at my brother is more fun if I don't knock him out cold the first time. The second most important is that if I keep smiling his kids will keep bringing beer, and therefore ammunition.
 
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Re: RE: An Ode to Frito Lay

Reverend Blair said:
I've learned a lot of things over the years, Vanni. The most important thing is that throwing things at my brother is more fun if I don't knock him out cold the first time. The second most important is that if I keep smiling his kids will keep bringing beer, and therefore ammunition.
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You're a wise man Reverend Blair...very wise indeed... :lol:
 
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Well we still love her...sorta...anyhows...she stopped quoting scriptures to me tho..coz I matched her with jack handey quotes, she doesan't seem to like jack handey...funny innit :? :?
 
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Oh what a silly Frito
The forums great ol goof
Who likes to make an @$$ of his avatar
And pull lots of pranks and spoofs

Our frito has begun a serious quest
to accumulate flavours of Grey Poupon
As a result Manda's stomach has gotten squeamish
QuicK get a bag, lest it be Frito I barf on!
 
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Once upon a midnight drowsy, while his luck was really lousy,
Frito went to solicit services from some skanky whore,
A wad of money he had offered, for the services she proffered,
Hoping beyond all hope, that he just might get to score.
'Tis not enough,' she muttered, and slammed the motel door -
Left with his wad, and nothing more.

Now not to be dissuaded, yet a little bit more jaded
Frito sought to plead his case to this condescending whore
Through the hall his shouts resounding, as on the door he was a'pounding,
This poor tramp he kept on hounding, til she opened up the door
His heart went pitter patter as she opened up the door
Just a crack though, and nothing more.

...to be continued...maybe...
 
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Frito lay

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Vanni Fucci said:
Once upon a midnight drowsy, while his luck was really lousy,
Frito went to solicit services from some skanky whore,
A wad of money he had offered, for the services she proffered,
Hoping beyond all hope, that he just might get to score.
'Tis not enough,' she muttered, and slammed the motel door -
Left with his wad, and nothing more.

Now not to be dissuaded, yet a little bit more jaded
Frito sought to plead his case to this condescending whore
Through the hall his shouts resounding, as on the door he was a'pounding,
This poor tramp he kept on hounding, til she opened up the door
His heart went pitter patter as she opened up the door
Just a crack though, and nothing more.

...to be continued...maybe...
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"Poetry comes from the heart of past life experiences, your past life exreiences are none the less intresting......Pancake Man :eek:)
 
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Frito lay

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Vanni Fucci said:
There once was this wierd dude named Frito
Who thought he looked good in a Speedo
The girls would get giggly
When he flashed Mr. Wiggly
Which was no more the size of a mosquito.
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Vanachewme,"I know its hard for you to say you love me when I am sittin on your face" 8)
 
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