Airline on A&E

[missile]

I have noticed that passengers who attempt to board a flight while slightly intoxicated are not allowed on. Now,I am afraid of crashing,and the only possible way to get me on board an airplane is to get me drunk! Just like Mr.T on the old ATeam :lol:

 

[Reverend Blair]

Yeah, you can't travel the way I used to. There were a few Friday night flights back from Thunder Bay where the only sober person on the plane was the pilot, and sometimes I even wondered about that.

 

[missile]

If they don't want you to have a drink,then why is there a licensed lounge at the airport? To my way of thinking,an unconcious passenger is the least trouble to the stews.

 

[Reverend Blair]

If you ever want to make a flight attendant mad, just refer to her as the waitress.

 

[missile]

You mean there's No Tipping? I wouldn't insult one until we're at cruising altitude.

 

[Reverend Blair]

The best line is, "$800 cover charge and the waitress can't make change." They really like that. ;-)

 

[TenPenny]

If you notice, the ones who get in trouble are usually hammered, ignorant, rude, AND THEY ALWAYS MISS THE FLIGHT ANNOUNCEMENT.

If you watch the show regularly, you would end up convinced that everyone who flies Southwest is stupid, ignorant, rude, and obnoxious. I'm sure not everyone who flies is like that.

 

[Vanni Fucci]

Re: RE: Airline on A&E

If you notice, the ones who get in trouble are usually hammered, ignorant, rude, AND THEY ALWAYS MISS THE FLIGHT ANNOUNCEMENT.

If you watch the show regularly, you would end up convinced that everyone who flies Southwest is stupid, ignorant, rude, and obnoxious. I'm sure not everyone who flies is like that.

I used to watch COPS sometimes...I wonder what should I be thinking about black people?

 

[Hard-Luck Henry]

:lol: If 'reality' were anything like 'Reality TV', we really would be in Shit Street. 8O

I've never flown drunk, but I have found - after much trial and error - that 1/2 litre of whisky and ginger (or similar, one presumes) offers an excellent cure for sea sickness. I'm not sure how it works - my guess is that your own rocking acts in opposition to that of the boat to result in some sort of equilibrium. And, what's more, if it doesn't work out, you couldn't give a f*ck anyway. Win/win.