Advertising Jingles

[eastcoastrob]

I thought it was "Good, good whole wheat Shreddies"

 

[eastcoastrob]

When you eat your smarties do you eat the red ones last?Do you suck them very slowly or crunch them very fast? Eat the candy coated chocolate but tell me when I ask "When you eat your smarties do you eat the red ones last?"

 

[TenPenny]

Rob, if you're truly from Saint John, you'll recognize:

Sunny Bee bread is made with honey
Boys and girls will think it's funny...

 

[eastcoastrob]

That's classic!

How about "I"ve got a limo that's 40 feet long. I've got a chauffeur who won't steer me wrong. Commuting is better than it ever was. I'm takin' it easy when I take the bus."

For those of you not lucky enough to have heard this masterpiece that's the chorus and there at least 2 maybe 3 verses.

 

[zenfisher]

Stronger Than Dirt !

 

[Reverend Blair]

I thought that was "older than dirt," Zen...oh wait, no...that's you. ;-)

...and just to delve into misogyny..."My wife, I think I'll keep her."

 

[edgerunner]

O,O,O,O,1 day sale-o,
1 day only
at the Bon Marche

 

[Haggis McBagpipe]

Why do more Canadians
Shop at Dominion?
More than any other store?
Why, it's mainly because of the meat!
Mainly because of the meat?
Yes, mainly because of the meat!

and...

Good morning world
Well I'm a' ready for you
Who who who who who
I'm a' wearin' my Levis
Le-he-he-he-hevis
Bought 'em down at the Bay
Bay-hay-hay-hay-hay-hay-hay-hay

and...

does anybody remember George W. Groovy for GWG jeans? George W. Groovy indeed.

 

[edgerunner]

Now, don't waste time on 2nd
and Pike,
Get your stuff
from la,la,la,
Mike!
Mike McDougal's Mood Altering Pub.
Good stuff at an eighth the price.

 

[zenfisher]

At lunchtime the bells ring
Spaghetti & meatballs
For you & for me
From.......

 

[edgerunner]

N E S T L E S
Nestles makes the very best
Cocolate

 

[Haggis McBagpipe]

Re: RE: Advertising Jingles

N E S T L E S
Nestles makes the very best
Cocolate

Oh great, now I am so craving something chocolate.

 

[cccole]

Re: RE: Advertising Jingles

I'm interested in the George W. Groovy jingle -- do you remember how it goes? Do you know of a collection of radio ads? I'm looking for GWG jingles -- have 4, all related to Scrubbies:
Scrub-a-dub-a-dub-a-dub, Scrubbies!

Why do more Canadians
Shop at Dominion?
More than any other store?
Why, it's mainly because of the meat!
Mainly because of the meat?
Yes, mainly because of the meat!

and...

Good morning world
Well I'm a' ready for you
Who who who who who
I'm a' wearin' my Levis
Le-he-he-he-hevis
Bought 'em down at the Bay
Bay-hay-hay-hay-hay-hay-hay-hay

and...

does anybody remember George W. Groovy for GWG jeans? George W. Groovy indeed.

 

[Frito lay]

For one hundred points......Nice touque eh? .....You must be from a country other than Canada to recieve bonus points

 

[peapod]

I see you got rid of that avatar...good snoop doggy boy!

 

[Frito lay]

Pea Pod, that would be "Sniff Doggie Log"

 

[Frito lay]

Gone Fishin, Smell ya Latter.......

 

[peapod]

Idiot

 

[peapod]

Wait....where are you going fishing?

 

[Azalie]

"Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun."

"Give me a break
Give me a break
Break me off a piece of that Kit-Kat Bar!
Give me a break
Woo!
Give me a break
Break me off a piece of that Kit-Kat Bar!
That chocolate taste is gonna make your day
So wherever you go, you hear the people say
Give me a break
Give me a break
Break me off a piece of that
Break me off a piece of that
Break me off a piece of that KIT-KAT BAR!"

"NIne.. Six.. Seven.. Eleven.. Eleven.. Phone [company name here] Hey! Hey! Hey!"