A genius any way you look at it. 8-)

Haggis McBagpipe

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peapod said:
does she really have blue hair and ride a red bicycle he asks. Do you think she would like me, charlie she would absolutely adore you.

Pictures will show up here eventually.

Never did do the milk, but will remember for next time. My body was too frightened to mess with me, it went docilely to bed and slept. It knew what would happen if it didn't do as it was told.

You are filling that poor Charlie's head with lies, damn lies and blue hair, I see! No blue hair for me, and the retro-styled red bike is only wistful thinking at this point. Although I love my bike dearly, it is white, a white Rocky Mountain mountain bike. My road bike is gorgeous, is a green Gary Lemond Alpe d'Huez (of Tour de France fame, the Alpe is one of the harder stages). One day, I will get my Schwinn retro one-speed gem with the comfortable seat.

Back to Charlie, yes you can tell that wee devil that I find him quite irresistable, and that's sight unseen, for heaven's sake. I will melt at the knees, I'm sure, at the mere sight of his rakish self.

I digress... your scanner... did you try the online FAQs? Usually you just have to type in the nature of your problem and it will come up with a solution.

Another thought, go to the techie section of this forum and post your question there. We have some true geniuses of the computer kind on this forum.

Don't give up! I must meet Charlie, and you, and Gally!
 

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Be cool hag you old bag. You will meet the three. I have an appointment, than I will take Mr. hp scanjet to a nerdy friend of mine. All will be revealed. I will stop in at the Irian grocery. He has a message for you, I will use the digital on him...oh wow that sound kinky, charlie does not like it when I talk like that, except of course when its to him I am speaking digital kink!.

I will be wearing sunglasses, I have bags under my eyes the size of well, haggis mcbagpipes! Thanks to Mr. Hp scanjet, keeping me up half the night, and not a bit of satisfaction out it for me, well I cannot really say that there was you and charlie...oh oh charlie is grinning at me...he is raising his eyebrows! wink wink, nod nod the little pervert! Gotta go!
 

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Thanks to Mr. Hp scanjet, keeping me up half the night, and not a bit of satisfaction out it for me, well I cannot really say that there was you and charlie...oh oh charlie is grinning at me...he is raising his eyebrows! wink wink, nod nod the little pervert! Gotta go!

Um, am I to believe from that statement that Charles "forgot" to go home last night?
 

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Hag I will be back later with the rest, the phone is ringing all the time, monday morning!, I have actual work to do, mess my brain up trying to figure out this camera stuff and up and down loads...and I am flirting with a fireman right now....bye till later..
 

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Omigod! I love it, thank you so much! Thank those lovely handsome men for me, and tell 'em I said hi right back at them.

Just saw Charlie, oh my I am more jealous than words can say! I love Charlie! Tell him he can eat crackers in my bed ANYtime... but then, he probably hears that from all the women.

PS Good luck with the fireman. They are very sexy things, firemen.
 

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Na, the fireman is a friend, a very good flirter tho, big smile like tom cruise. Way to pretty for me, I would have to start combing my hair, and keep my cowlick down. Hag, charlie says ditto on your picture! I am starting to get jealous here! He insists I take him out in the neighbourhood and get the locals to say hi to you. I keep telling him the locals have had enough of him, pttf he says. Its hot here today, so I had to change my avatar to reflect where I would rather be, but charlie says he is not going there, he wants to go to your place. Charlie is turning into a real chuckie. I will have the scanner fixed or running today some time. Charlie is also wondering about diamond sun, lushes and lisa he says they are hot tamales! horney little bugger!
He agrees with me on wind fire's photo...we had a chuckle about it this morning laying in bed reading the newspaper and drinking our coffee. But truth be known charlie spends alot of time looking at admen's sandmannchen thread all glassy eyed. Back to work!
 

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This Charlie of yours is clearly incorrigible!

Your newest avatar... are those NEKKID men in there? I can't tell, the picture is too small, this is 'way too frustrating.

I WANT TO SEE MORE PICTURES OF FORUM MEMBERS.

Research, where's yours?
 

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Ya thats a good question haggis where is your picture research? Hag you old bag, I just came from a major grocery shop with charlie. Charlie is a hit where ever I take him. He got everyone to say hi to you hag.. and oh ya nerd in the box stopped by with my scanner. It seems there is a little plastic do hicky on the bottom of the thing to keep the light from moving or whatever! Just had to take it off. Nerd was trying not kill himself laughing, which you do not see very often! a nerd laughing that is. So now I will hook the thing back up later! after work. You know people actually want me to start a website called Where is charlie, I really can't believe it! thriftys actually want me to make them a charlie clone for their grub selling. He would have to wear green and have that big grin on his face. I hear you got thriftys on the mainland now. Great store! Anyway hag here is something from the girls. How do you make those pictures smaller at that website.

http://www.imagepilot.com/img.dll?x=20040726_18:41:57_MVC-006S.JPG
 

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Pea, I am, quite literally, overwhelmed! Thank all these wonderful coasties for me! I can't believe you did this, it feels like my birthday, for heaven's sake! What a great buncha guys n gals, makes an old hag feel mighty good. :cool:

I love Charlie in all the pictures. He is one devastatingly sexy dude, no doubt about it.

Speaking of killing oneself laughing, I am laughing hysterically about your scanner woes. I knew it'd be some little thing like that, it always is, you know, and it happens to all of us. As for making the pictures smaller, you must scale them down using your scanner software.
 

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Ya hag islanders are nuts! but we make our own fun. Did you see the message in your mail box from my butcher! By the way my atavar does not have naked men!! much better than that!! those are men of science having a coffee break on the bering sea, not kidding either.
Yes the nerd has my scanner up and running. My first scan will be of myself to send to you oh umbergod that you are! I prefer not to have my picture on the internet, even if it is the board. So check your mail box. The one on the left is me, the other is a hippie chick friend. Don't be passing it around either. galaniomama won't have a problem smearing her face on over the board, in fact if you look in the post office you might see it there :lol:
 

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Im done with pictures.

The mere sight of me has caused too many women to feel deprived.

:cool: Okay, that did it. Now you really must post a picture. Everybody else is bold enough to post their pictures, so you must as well. Well, not everybody, I guess. We still don't have a picture of Moghrabi unless that avatar is him. If it IS him, he's gonna win the debate on sheer good looks unless you can volley a pic in competition.