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My former neighbour Dave once bet £100 that the world will end the next day.

That's why it's better to live here, where we have seasons. I mean, yesterday was sunny and warm and today is grey, glooming, and pissing it down.

So that's confirmed, then. Most men will still be able to reproduce normally by 2045. So nothing to worry about then.

Very lucky she didn't anger it, otherwise she'd be a gonner now.

Shame I can't go there and see it myself, what with foreign holidays being illegal.

It's all going on there at the moment:

Slipknot and Spice Girls - "If You Wanna Breathe My Sulfur"

Iron Maiden and Michael Jackson - "Beat It, Trooper"

The Temptations and Black Sabbath - "Get Ready for the Grave" ******* Nirvana and Rick Astley - "Never Gonna Give Your Teen Spirit Up"

Prince Charles and Camilla go to Greece for the 200th anniversary of its independence and get Greece to sign up to the future king's climate initiative:

The Dig: Lego version of Sutton Hoo treasure 'amazing' BBC News Thursday 25th March 2021 Andrew Webb and his daughter Matilda spent lockdown creating the Sutton Hoo tribute from Lego A father and daughter who built a Lego replica of a helmet found at Sutton Hoo have been told their creation...

What a shitweaselly fuckpig...

HELP ME - PLEASE SHARE NOW! Police used a chainsaw to get in.

And look at you now.

Arrested. We are living in a police state tyranny.

Richard Burgon Calls Anti Lockdown Tory MPs Extremists For Supporting Freedom 🤣

In Protest Over The Government Banning Peaceful Protest, Charles Walker MP Will Protest With A Pint Of Milk In London Tomorrow Saturday & Sunday

🤦‍♂️ You Won’t Believe What Harry & Meghan Have Done Now! 😱 Clueless Disingenuous Whippersnappers