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    The CRTC Rules

    Even without the CRTC rules,people like Celine Dion would still be international stars,because they have whatever it is that the average listener wants to hear. I am glad we have those rules though.Just try to imagine no Blue Rodeo.no Cowboy junkies, or no Tragically Hip..Unthinkable!
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    Am I A Bad Canadian?

    I have been called that on other boards because I hate hockey,Toronto,maple products, and Celine Dion. Or,do I just have some good taste? One Torontoan even made the absurd suggestion that I was really a Texan in disguise. :lol:
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    Satellite Radio

    Canadian licenses have been granted this week to a possible 3 companies who want to provide us with top quality and nearly ad free radio programming.As it's the same idea as cable TV,with monthly fees and an outlay of cash for a new radio-I am not in the market for this. Is the average Canadian?
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    Vancouverites! HOW COULD YOU!

    Your City fathers are considering getting tougher on those of you who insist on crapping on the public streets. My question is : Have you never heard of toilets? :lol:
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    The Cocaine Curler

    Joe Frans,the second on Wayne Middaugh's Ontario team,has been suspended for two years after testing positive for cocaine use.I can't wait till they start testing those horseshoe pitchers :)
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    George Bush's I.Q.

    Simple proof that he is far smarter than most give him credit for are the college marks reported in the news. He had better grades than John Kerry! And the announcer jokingly remarked that "he was drunk at the time,too" :)
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    The Death Penalty

    If one murders a policeman or some other member of the law,the penalties are stiffer than for killing an ordinary person. As the police are armed and trained to defend themselves,and we aren't,this policy should be reversed.
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    The Latest Fashion Trend

    In the yet unshown episode of the hit series "Desperate Housewives",a hot new fashion statement is made--one that every woman will want to emulate. Yes,friends,the unibrow is back-and this time,it means business.Expect to see this episode during the next network sweeps period,and the...
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    The Beaver

    Every proud Canadian should have one of these beautiful creatures for a household pet :) Also,if you have a bit of lawn,get a few of our magnificent moose and leash them.This should stop any of those door to door Mormons and Jehovah's Witnesses from bugging you.
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    Naughty DVDs At WALMART

    I couldn't help but notice that the local outlet has for sale such series as Six Feet Under,Deadwood,Oz,Sex And The City,and The Sopranos. What has happened to this onetime Christian values themed shopping giant? Is it just a case of money talking over everything else? They used to be famous for...
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    Suicide Hotline

    In PEI,the official Suicide hotline is only available from 9 to 5 daily.Here's hoping all the would be suicides choose to call between those times. :?
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    Canadian Bacon

    Definitely not one of the A List movies,but entertaining in a low budget way. Watched this on CMT this AM. What I did find amusing were all the little barbs tossed at us [our fabled niceness,for example] and John Candy,Rhea Perleman,and Alan Alda are always worth viewing. At the end,I noticed...
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    ANGELS IN AMERICA

    I just caught the last part of this series,and wish I had seen the others. If I had just read the reviews of the show,never would have even turned in the set to watch it[the subject matter isn't my idea of entertainment],but,having seen this one,I found the topic of AIDS,and the way it was...
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    Maritime Tourism

    I predict a terrible year for tourism in Canada in general,especially in the areas of the country that depend on Americans vacationing here.Heightened border controls and the worsening US economy are the major reasons for this. Just as I feel sorry for those of us who depend on the vagaries of...
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    City CleanUp Week

    After a few years of budget restraints,the city has brought back the ever popular annual CleanUp Week,where we get to toss out all the junk we've been amassing that we can no longer use. Unfortunately,they didn't hire any extra staff to handle the overflow of trash,and most of the stuff is still...
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    Moncton "Death By Cop" Case

    The RCMP were called to a local bar over an obnoxious and argumentative customer[6foot6,300 plus pounds],and after trying to persuade him to leave peacefully,wound up tasering the chap. End result is he died from the Taser. We often talk about events of this nature happening elsewhere, but our...
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    Sir Elton's Nuptials

    He plans to wed his Toronto born boyfriend of 12 years as soon as the same sex marriage laws go into effect in December,and he wants the same venue as Charles & Camilla had. I think this wedding will be a rather splendid affair :)
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    BOY BAND?

    I watched some bimbo entertainment host say that The Beatles were the first boy band in pop history. This is just my opinion,but she should be hung,then drawn and quartered!
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    RED GREEN aka Steve Smith

    I was searching through some old magazines a few days ago and found a Canadian band from 1973 called Jason.There was a photo,and looking at it,thought I saw a young Red Green!Well.it was him[in his real persona of Steve Smith]. He was singing and playing keyboards in this 5 person pop band...
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    Missing Georgia Bride

    When I first saw this story,I had the impression that this was just a real life"Runaway Bride". So,imagine my surprise when this has turned out to be exactly that! Just chalk this up to my finely tuned Male Intuition. :)