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    Canada's Hall Of Shame

    Just my idea for having a thread where we can nominate worthy people deserving of such a dishonour. It can be a company,politician..anything as long as it's Canadian. :) We could also have a similar thread in Wreck Beach where banned members could be listed for all of us to laugh at.
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    Feeding Christians To The Lions

    One of the cruelest atrocities in the History of Mankind :evil: How could anyone feed this tripe to the poor,starving lions? These noble animals all had the most terrible stomach pains from the diet of self righteous christians..and some even died :lol:
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    Leading Local Candidate For a Darwin Award

    I would like to nominate the teenage boy who was skateboarding during noon hour traffic into traffic and in the middle of the street. I'd like to think that this fool will be killed before he has the chance to breed more idiots :twisted:
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    Alleged Pervert Killer

    A young man from Cape Breton commited suicide in Boston after local police attempted to arrest him for the murders of two sexual deviants in Maine. He learned of their locations from the Maine State website that listed all the sexual predators living in the State. Since the incident,Maine has...
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    The Wimpiest British Rock Band

    So many choices to be had :) But,I have to go with "Queen"..although they did do one good song "Fat Bottomed Girls". Now,I admit to liking a number of groups who are gay[Tom Robinson Band, Soft Cell, Morrissey],it's just that Freddie Mercury was just too much :twisted:
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    Our GG & The Throne Speech

    Being male and a chauvinist pig, I just want to say that our GG certainly looked very "Hot" & Playboy should offer her a contract for an upcoming centerfold :D
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    The Passport Issue

    Why do all Canadians who wish to enter the US have to procur a passport [as of next year]? I say why,because there are 11 million illegal Mexicans residing in the USA, whom the government is planning on giving a free ride & to Hell with securing that border. I guess we pose a more immenent...
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    Your Favourite Gods..And why?

    I like Buddha because he is fat and clean shaven. Those bearded ones are so damn warlike.
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    Today Is The Beavers Birthday

    31 years ago,the beaver became the official animal of Canada :D So,let's not defame the noble creature with any bad and off colour jokes today.
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    A Fearless Prediction

    Hillary Clinton will NEVER become President of the USA.
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    Free CDs

    How does one get these,you might ask ? Just go down to your local newstand or magazine rack and look for Uncut or Mojo--two British music magazines and you will find an attached CD of popular music. Mojo has a Kinks cover CD[best cuts: Better things by Fountains Of Wayne &See my Friends by...
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    The UNIT

    Another very good TV series has arrived on the scene. It's called "The Unit" and concerns a top secret group of soldiers who are answerable only to the President. Not only action packed,it also shows the private ,married lives of these men.Wednesday Night, following "NCIS"[another fine series!]
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    Pounds Vs Kilograms

    Even tho I am able to understand the metric system and all that, I am still overelated that I can go to my local City Market and buy my meats in pounds. My problem is with the Bulk Barn, and the little amounts I pick up always seem to cost me a fortune. Ex: 69 cents per 100 grams sounds like a...
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    The Worst Movies Ever Made

    This is just a personal opinion,but anything with Pauly Shore in it qualifies as a godawful waste of film stock. I'd also include all the John Waters movies and all the Troma output,too.
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    First job..First Disappointment

    Getting your first paycheck and finding out just how little you actually have to take home :(
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    Urban Legends

    I like the one about the alligators supposedly living in the sewers of New York City.
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    Favourte & Least Favourite Item Of Clothing

    My jeans: the stretch Rustlers[I own 6 pair] & the item I hate to wear is the necktie.
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    Cadbury's Easter Eggs

    There's a warning on the CBC Consumers Report about several of these eggs contining bits of hard plastic,so take care if you plan on purchasing any of these for Easter.
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    Funny Films On Serious Subjects

    To me,the absolute best one is "Reefer Madness", with it's dire warnings on smoking just one reefer. The training films on surviving a nuclear attack from the 1950's deserve special mention --you might remember them telling young students to just hide under their desks and they would be all...
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    Good Things From The USA

    Rock and Roll,the hamburger, Disney,jeans,sneakers,Hollywood movies,surfing,Bill Gates,Martha Stewart,Steve McQueen,Playboy magazine,muscle cars...I could go on and on, but the idea was to counter some of the negative postings about the states :)