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So. . . the point is that the will of parents MUST be obeyed, except when you don't like it?

Support the police! Tough, dangerous job. Keeping us safe. Heroes in blue. Blue Lives Matter!

On THIS board? That's nucking futs!

All criminal defendants should have to appear personally, barring exceptional circumstances like medically bedridden. Except Jesus Superman Trump, of course.

GROOMERS!

Yeah! Who do they think they are, the Pentagon?

Ah, "gang related." The universal get-out-of-jail-free card for governments. They should send in an army! Of social workers. With clipboards and hi-viz vests!

Fish and chips in Scotland is amazing. I'm serious. I wouldn't have believed one plate of F&C could be that much better than another, but every place I ate it in Scotland was absolutely brilliant. Which is good, because all the other food in Scotland is shit.

Maybe he'll snap up a few Candian tourists or aid workers or whatnot, and arrange a nice, quiet little hostage. . . um, prisoner. . . swap. That's how these things are usually handled. Humanitarian and all that.

Ah. Got it. Maybe they're integrating too! We could do worse than Planet Canada. It's a "group" thing. Greeks were enormously proud when Michael Dukakis was running for President, and basically the entire continent of Africa was thrilled when we elected Obama. The Irish are famous for...

Just shows they're integrating. I imagine most Canadians with "English sounding" names don't give a damn less who wins the by-election in Toiletroll, Shropshire.

There is no National Security Agency. It's a spy-novel myth. It is not on Fort Meade, Maryland, and I did not work there.

I'm not sure the Queen and a mere president's wife are "counterparts." I mean, sure, in the sense of "butt-warmer to the Head of State," but I'd hope "Queen" has a bit more heft to it.

His policies are the LARGEST factor. I know cuz a Canadian Conservative said so. Who cares what the Bank of Canada says? They're all Librul Commie Soshulist GROOMERS! Out to DESTROY CANADUH! Same reason you're blaming True Dope. Mindless blame-the-other-guyism.

Clearly a closet Librul.

Of course he's not guilty. He was A-FEARED FER HIS LAF!

OK, so it may not be ALL due to the carbon tax, but it's definitely all True Dope's FAAAAAUUUULT!

Yeah, well, I pay for my own health care, Karl.

You think five-year-olds can't be taught to hate? That is SO cute!