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What're y'all gonna bitch and whine about when, as looks very likely, the Conservatives win a tidal wave?

I can't think of an analogous example, except possibly Rome.

I think it's time we re-visit the border issue. Canada's getting way too uppity.

Do you hate gay men as much as you hate True Dope?

Your definition of "left wing" is basically "anything that isn't Truth Social," right?

Interesting. What sentence would you propose for the crime of saying things the Conservatives disagree with? Can we expect legislation shortly after Poo-lover takes the reins?

The Secret Service don't stand guard, the Marines do. Yeah, the kid did fine. I'm just giving you shit. Have you had an update on the wounded horse? By the way, if you give 'em decent saddles, they won't have this problem as much.

True Dope's wearing a cowboy hat! Better get OUTRAGED!

Is there anybody you won't throw under the bus to protect the right of hedge-fund managers to pay no tax?

Interesting. What a fucked-up little country you have! But look on the bright side. Keffiyehs are banned in the Ontario legislature!

Horses can be controlled if you know what the fuck you're doing. "Loud noises" like gunshots? You do understand, I hope, that the Mounties are armed.

Be sure to whinge about it at every opportunity. We need the laughs.

Zey vere Chermans, zey are Chermans, und zey vill forever be Chermans! Saxe. Coburg. Gotha. Zis is vy Harry Kane came back home to Bayern Munchen!

Charles's ancestors were Saxe-Coburg-Gothas.

Has anyone ever been oppressed as savagely as White Brits?

Well, be sure to spare a few bob to put degate in defence.

"Don't force us to do it again" Sunak was heard to say.

Elon Schmuck better get on that promise real quick, considering Tesla lost more'n half its stock value over the last week or so.

The RCMP is laughing at you.

Yes, that's what I said.