I'm sorry the change to include females hurt you so badly.
NB: I think it's "With glowing hearts we see thee rise," not "the rise."
How about this?
O Westernesse
Our home and native soil
Beer and poutine
And fucking tons of oil!
I have. OK, now you've established that a flat surface can be rectangular. . . ready?. . . hold on. . . or circular!
Perhaps you're having a problem with "circular" and "spherical."
Hey, I'm all for limiting people to day labour at a buck an hour!
If they wanted better, they shoulda joined up for the educational benefits and gone to law school.